tiktokist
tiktokist by sillycutegirl August 3, 2023
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Roblox Tiktoks
Roblox Tiktokidus (or RT-20) is common disorder that develops around ages 8-10 and worsen by ages 14-16. Any children with access to Roblox and TikTok (and don't have a father around) are extremely vulnerable. Keep your friends and family older than 9 away from the internet for about 6 months to - forever.
Symptoms include:
A desire for muscles and stitching your fucking face shut
20 different hair items on
Acting 10 years older than the victim's actual age
(Common in age 12) The lie of "Wanna get drunk and nasty"
Vaccines for this disease have not yet been produced, but are being worked on as you read this.
This is not to hate, this is to treat. The vaccine creators have named the vaccine Treatimigun. Treat the patient, and if it doesn't work, gun.
Symptoms include:
A desire for muscles and stitching your fucking face shut
20 different hair items on
Acting 10 years older than the victim's actual age
(Common in age 12) The lie of "Wanna get drunk and nasty"
Vaccines for this disease have not yet been produced, but are being worked on as you read this.
This is not to hate, this is to treat. The vaccine creators have named the vaccine Treatimigun. Treat the patient, and if it doesn't work, gun.
Person 1: Hey, how is your child handling the Roblox Tiktoks disorder?
Person 2: (Shows Person 1 one of the victim's tiktoks)
"wAnNa GeT dRuNk AnD nAsTy!!!!
WiLl yOu Be My BbG????????? ;)"
Person 1: . . . Mary, it's time. I'll even pay for the euthanizing appointment!
Person 2: (Shows Person 1 one of the victim's tiktoks)
"wAnNa GeT dRuNk AnD nAsTy!!!!
WiLl yOu Be My BbG????????? ;)"
Person 1: . . . Mary, it's time. I'll even pay for the euthanizing appointment!
Roblox Tiktoks by A Simple Idiot Was Taken November 18, 2021
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Tiktokified
"Hey, you know that song Old Town Road right?"
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people who watch tiktoks at 3am by cheesy bread March 1, 2020
Tiktokification
The phenomenon in which social media platforms gradually become more like tiktok in order to become more relevant, even though no one wanted them to.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen famous person’s new Instagram post?
Friend 2: No, I haven’t used Instagram since its tiktokification
Friend 2: No, I haven’t used Instagram since its tiktokification
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Tiktoksexual
tiktoksexual is so fucking bad and kinda making fun of the LGBTQ+ community
(To all tiktoksexuals 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼)
(To all tiktoksexuals 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼)
Tiktoksexual by •livi• February 8, 2021
Tiktoksexual
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