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Roblox Tiktoks 

Roblox Tiktokidus (or RT-20) is common disorder that develops around ages 8-10 and worsen by ages 14-16. Any children with access to Roblox and TikTok (and don't have a father around) are extremely vulnerable. Keep your friends and family older than 9 away from the internet for about 6 months to - forever.

Symptoms include:
A desire for muscles and stitching your fucking face shut
20 different hair items on
Acting 10 years older than the victim's actual age
(Common in age 12) The lie of "Wanna get drunk and nasty"

Vaccines for this disease have not yet been produced, but are being worked on as you read this.
This is not to hate, this is to treat. The vaccine creators have named the vaccine Treatimigun. Treat the patient, and if it doesn't work, gun.
Person 1: Hey, how is your child handling the Roblox Tiktoks disorder?
Person 2: (Shows Person 1 one of the victim's tiktoks)
"wAnNa GeT dRuNk AnD nAsTy!!!!
WiLl yOu Be My BbG????????? ;)"

Person 1: . . . Mary, it's time. I'll even pay for the euthanizing appointment!

Tiktokified

A song that was once amazing is now the worst thanks to TikTok.
"Hey, you know that song Old Town Road right?"
"Oh.. Yeah, that song is trash because it was tiktokified.."
Tiktokified by Tiktok is gay June 22, 2019

people who watch tiktoks at 3am 

we are people who watch tiktoks at 3am

Tiktokification 

The phenomenon in which social media platforms gradually become more like tiktok in order to become more relevant, even though no one wanted them to.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen famous personโ€™s new Instagram post?
Friend 2: No, I havenโ€™t used Instagram since its tiktokification
Tiktokification by GenWaller October 6, 2022

Tiktoksexual

tiktoksexual is so fucking bad and kinda making fun of the LGBTQ+ community

(To all tiktoksexuals ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ)
Boy: wanna date
Girl/boy: no Iโ€™m tiktoksexual so I only like people from tiktok

Tiktoksexual

A stupid sexuality of an app. like an actual app.
person 1: hey dad... im tiktoksexual...
person 2: listen here you stupid bit-