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tiktocracy 

(1) A society living under the late-stage hegemonic rule of social media, which has been reduced to its most ridiculous, suspect, unverified, and useless form -- i.e., an endless individualized algorithmic feed of short, often obnoxious, assertion-filled videos created by random persons one does not know nor has any reason to believe or trust.

(2) A society experiencing a rapid erosion of veracity and rigor, and an explosion of inattention and confirmation bias.
As the country has slid further and further into its tiktocracy phase, it has become more and more difficult to know what is important, what is factual, who any of these people yelling shit at me from my phone are, let alone why I should care what they have to say or what stupid shit they do.

Is it just me, or does living in this tiktokracy make us stupider by the second?
tiktocracy by pleasenomoretiktok October 6, 2022
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twittocracy 

A society governed solely by the aggregated opinions of the majority via the internet using social media.
"Your Freedom" the new political social media service from the UK government is a step towards a twittocracy.
twittocracy by MikeSynonymous July 7, 2010

Thotocracy 

1.) The unlimited authority, power, or influence of thots.

2.) A social system in which power is held by thots, through cultural norms and customs empowered by Third Wave Feminism that favor thots. This system shames and withholds opportunity from women who aren't thots and men who don't support thottery. Power is often maintained with social criticism, Twitter mobs, social isolation, doxxing, and firing.
1.) Snapchat and Twitch are real Thotocracies.

2.) Tyrone got piled on by a Twitter mob and fired from his job because he told his sister he didn't want her opening a premium Snapchat.

Yea, that's the Thotocracy for you.
Thotocracy by DaTruth2.0 July 23, 2019

Twitocracy 

An illegitimate presidential administration that is driven by posts on twitter written by an illegitimate, orange faced twit.
"Can you believe this twitocracy??"
" I know! What a buffoon! His / her last tweet was posted from the playground."
Twitocracy by Dcoltframer January 16, 2017

testocracy 

A form of governmental hierarchy which is ruled by those with the most testosterone.
Most high school sports teams are testocracies with the largest and strongest males dominating and ruling over the weaker males.

Kyle being the smallest member of the team was at the bottom rung of the locker room testocracy.
testocracy by dw6245 May 28, 2008

tiktokracy 

(1) A society living under the late-stage hegemonic rule of social media, which has been reduced to its most ridiculous, suspect, unverified, and useless form -- i.e., an endless individualized algorithmic feed of short, often obnoxious, assertion-filled videos created by random persons one does not know nor has any reason to believe or trust.

(2) A society experiencing a rapid erosion of veracity and rigor, and an explosion of inattention and confirmation bias.
As the country has slid further and further into its tiktocracy phase, it has become more and more difficult to know what is important, what is factual, who any of these people yelling shit at me from my phone are, let alone why I should care what they have to say or what stupid shit they do.

Is it just me, or does living in this tiktokracy make us stupider by the second?
tiktokracy by pleasenomoretiktok October 7, 2022

Twistocracy

When you tell a truth that goes down the line like a chain letter in a gossip filled bunch of townies.
Yo' J, that twistocracy you keep slinging is wack dawg. My ass is really that smexy.
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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