tignuts

a very skinny white male who likes to get his girlfriends pregnant

Hey look at the tignuts with his new baby!

by JonBonDon October 3, 2006

tagnuts

1)fecies intagled with hair around the rectum
2)a mediocre ska-core band from cambridge u.k

1)"thats wrong when you show your arse i can see your tagnuts"

2)"i went to go see the tagnuts last night they were tagnutty-tastic"

by Ian Burgess June 27, 2006

Sandy Tugnuts

Sandy Tugnuts is what you call a person who you always see hanging out at the beach, constantly adjusting their junk due to a genital sand flea infestation.

Hey! Take a look at Adam over there with his hand down his speedo. Always scratching on his D and B’s! What a Sandy Tugnuts!!

by Doey Dickle July 5, 2021

tagnuts

remanants of shit that clings mercilessly to the hair surrounding your arse crevice. Often rolled into tangled balls through movement, hence the name 'nut'.

I'm really glad i trimmed my arse, that should cut down on tagnuts.
These tagnuts are really chafing.

by Shaaron Patel al doodoocryak April 30, 2003

Sandy Tugnuts

When your girl goes down on you, beachside. During oral she makes a little throne out of sand for your balls to rest on.

“Oh cute, someone made a little chair out of sand.” “Shut up Mom. Someone got a Sandy Tugnuts!”

by Doey Dickle July 16, 2021

Sandy Tugnuts

When your best bro gives you a solid sandy rimmer on the beach and simultaneously gives your nuts a tug.

“What are those 2 men doing to each other on the beach” “Shut up Mom. Someone be getting a Sandy Tugnuts!”

by Doey Dickle July 16, 2021

tagnuts

Multiple entangled knots of fecies and hair situated from your arsehole down to your gooch.

I couldn't see the minge for the tagnuts.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003