tagnuts

Multiple entangled knots of fecies and hair situated from your arsehole down to your gooch.

I couldn't see the minge for the tagnuts.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

tagnuts

An entagled knot of hair and faeces found anywhere from the arsehole to the gooch.

I couldn't see the minge for the tagnuts.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

nutbrowner

Convict slang: Someone from Sydney NSW Australia. Refering to soiled skin and rancid stench.

I wouldn't do her with your dick mate, she's a nutbrowner

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

shwank

to simultanously hang a shit and to wank (masterbate).

fuck yeah do it all the time,lowers your chance of getting prostate cancer by fifty percent,yeah fuck yeah shwanking is the way to go!

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

can of crushed assholes

An Australian term for a can of preserved dates.

Aunt Edna put the can of crushed assholes into the sticky date pud.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

calendar cat

A cat whom struts whilst displaying the "date"

Get your calander cat's ass out of my face.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

Wankenstein

A collage consisting of various rank bitches from your favorite stick mags cut, paisted and constructed into the one perfect woman

I used homemade glue on this scratch and sniff wankenstein, see you next week dude.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003