tagnuts 

1)fecies intagled with hair around the rectum
2)a mediocre ska-core band from cambridge u.k

1)"thats wrong when you show your arse i can see your tagnuts"

2)"i went to go see the tagnuts last night they were tagnutty-tastic"

tagnuts by Ian Burgess June 27, 2006

tagnuts 

remanants of shit that clings mercilessly to the hair surrounding your arse crevice. Often rolled into tangled balls through movement, hence the name 'nut'.

I'm really glad i trimmed my arse, that should cut down on tagnuts.
These tagnuts are really chafing.

tagnuts by Shaaron Patel al doodoocryak April 30, 2003

tagnuts 

Multiple entangled knots of fecies and hair situated from your arsehole down to your gooch.

I couldn't see the minge for the tagnuts.

tagnuts by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

tagnuts 

rolls of shit that hang from your shit passage that are made of crap and hair from your arse

my dogs arse

tagnuts by simple simon January 20, 2004

tagnuts 

Little rolled up lumps of poo, that you didn't quite manage to clear up when wiping your 'arris!

these tagnuts are a right bugger to shift!

tagnuts by perry holden April 21, 2004

tagnuts 

An entagled knot of hair and faeces found anywhere from the arsehole to the gooch.

I couldn't see the minge for the tagnuts.

tagnuts by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

tag nuts 

Must be of UK origin. You all seem to know what dangleberries or klingons are. Well, they're also referred to as Tag Nuts. The curse of puberty in every one of us.

Ance, voice-wobbling, sweaty moments and wet dreams; all a delight when compared to the discomfort of accumulating tag-nuts in adolescence and beyond.

tag nuts by chris wheelie June 17, 2005