tagnuts

1)fecies intagled with hair around the rectum
2)a mediocre ska-core band from cambridge u.k

1)"thats wrong when you show your arse i can see your tagnuts"

2)"i went to go see the tagnuts last night they were tagnutty-tastic"

by Ian Burgess June 27, 2006

tagnuts

remanants of shit that clings mercilessly to the hair surrounding your arse crevice. Often rolled into tangled balls through movement, hence the name 'nut'.

I'm really glad i trimmed my arse, that should cut down on tagnuts.
These tagnuts are really chafing.

by Shaaron Patel al doodoocryak April 30, 2003

tagnuts

Multiple entangled knots of fecies and hair situated from your arsehole down to your gooch.

I couldn't see the minge for the tagnuts.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

tagnuts

rolls of shit that hang from your shit passage that are made of crap and hair from your arse

my dogs arse

by simple simon January 20, 2004

tagnuts

Little rolled up lumps of poo, that you didn't quite manage to clear up when wiping your 'arris!

these tagnuts are a right bugger to shift!

by perry holden April 21, 2004

tagnuts

An entagled knot of hair and faeces found anywhere from the arsehole to the gooch.

I couldn't see the minge for the tagnuts.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

tagnut

A small rounded off piece of excriment that clings on to the hair around the bumhole. Can only be removed with thumb and index finger,thus, creating quite a stink

GIRL: " ooohh, you dirty boy, lick me bumhole too"
LAD: " FUCK!!!! you dirty bitch, not only do you have a hairy arse but its full of Tagnuts"
GIRL: "pick em off for us then"
LAD: " get to fuck, put your Clobber back on and leave quietly before I punch your cunt in"

by John Gaskell March 06, 2004