Tight man

To wear excessively tight clothes on an overly fat body.

Dude 1: "Dayuummmm did you see Mr. Jenkins?"
Dude 2: "Yeah it was nasty as hell, his rolls were showing"
Dude 1: "Ew, he was a total tight man."

"That tight man should stop shopping for himself at the childrens store...his clothes are so tight they're starting to tear."

Tight man by Im awesomer January 2, 2012

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Tight Little Man Pussy

a mans tight butthole

You Got A Tight little Man Pussy on Yah Don't Ya

Tight Little Man Pussy by Ethans Fetish May 17, 2020

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Tight Ass Little Man

The Thing Garsmello Says To Boifend While Engaging In Anal Sex

Garsmello: Tight Ass Little Man
BF: B-Beep

Tight Ass Little Man by The Lightmare March 26, 2022

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Tighty Whitey Man

A Man I Found On a Website With Alot Of Pictures of him in tighty whiteys by Old Navy ....... so i named him tighty whitey man

Ayyyyyy There goes tighty whitey man

Tighty Whitey Man by Akira Johnson July 1, 2009

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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