Tight man

To wear excessively tight clothes on an overly fat body.

Dude 1: "Dayuummmm did you see Mr. Jenkins?"
Dude 2: "Yeah it was nasty as hell, his rolls were showing"
Dude 1: "Ew, he was a total tight man."

"That tight man should stop shopping for himself at the childrens store...his clothes are so tight they're starting to tear."

Tight man by Im awesomer January 2, 2012

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Tight Little Man Pussy

a mans tight butthole

You Got A Tight little Man Pussy on Yah Don't Ya

Tight Little Man Pussy by Ethans Fetish May 17, 2020

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Tight Ass Little Man

The Thing Garsmello Says To Boifend While Engaging In Anal Sex

Garsmello: Tight Ass Little Man
BF: B-Beep

Tight Ass Little Man by The Lightmare March 26, 2022

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Tighty Whitey Man

A Man I Found On a Website With Alot Of Pictures of him in tighty whiteys by Old Navy ....... so i named him tighty whitey man

Ayyyyyy There goes tighty whitey man

Tighty Whitey Man by Akira Johnson July 1, 2009

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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