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Ticking Time Bomb
An individual who is so clueless, reckless, stupid, or careless, that it's only a matter of time before they cause serious harm to themselves or someone around them.
Whenever you see a Toyota Corolla with it's back bumper taped together with duck tape pressed on half ass, and the front bumper straight up gone, it's a pretty safe bet that they're a ticking time bomb and they're a terrible driver who needs to be avoided at all costs.
Ticking Time Bomb by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 23, 2020
Related Words
tickun • ticking • ticking time bomb • tickanus • Ticken • Tickin' • Ticking it • tickner • tikkun olam • TIkuna
tickanaled
Billy was tickling Tommy and tickanaled him. Billy kind of laughed, but Tommy felt violated. The rest of us are wondering why they were tickling each other naked.
tickanaled by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017
it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'
1. A Timex slogan stating that their wristwatches could take a beating and still tell the correct time.
2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.
2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.
1. TIMEX: It takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'.
2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.
2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.
it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin' by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter February 19, 2008
tickna
tickna by SuperShezTM January 15, 2008
tickner
a feeble/clumsy attepmt at picking up with a girl, usually resulting in other males laughing ruthlessly at the culprit
tickner by jono smith August 23, 2006
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