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Being pissed off past the point of insanity. On the verge of flipping OUT and kicking ass.
Sue found out her boyfriend cheated on her! That bitch is TICKING!
Ticking by starlight88 February 4, 2010
Ticking, also could be clicking or extreme and sporadic twitching that can occur randomly.

Mostly found to be caused by change in environment, stress and abuse.

Ticking has also been discovered to cause switching between mental states extremely fast. Almost mood swings like but more intense
“Oh god I’ve been ticking way more then usual lately..”
Ticking by DavyCroccet2083 April 2, 2018
“Don’t steal my charger or I’ll start ticking.”
Ticking by JustKnow April 8, 2019
ticking is to take another’s foreskin and chop it up and cookiing while sucking another’s testicles
Hey ryan that was a great ticking
ticking by tickingmasfer378 June 24, 2023

Ticking Time Bomb 

An individual who is so clueless, reckless, stupid, or careless, that it's only a matter of time before they cause serious harm to themselves or someone around them.
Whenever you see a Toyota Corolla with it's back bumper taped together with duck tape pressed on half ass, and the front bumper straight up gone, it's a pretty safe bet that they're a ticking time bomb and they're a terrible driver who needs to be avoided at all costs.

Ticking Time Cum

When either your phone or your cumputer is at 1% and you have a race against the clock to get that cumsplosion off beofore your battery goes dead.

This is one of the hardest things to master in the world of masterbation.
Harder than the monkey grip-teste squeeze, and yes even harder than the russian jack knife.

Don't get it twisted though, once mastered, the Ticking Time Cum is not only among some most satifying of splooges, but its a great party trick, and will impress all the bros.
Davis: Bro last night I finally mastered the Ticking Time Cum. I was scrolling through the hub preparing my content when I realized my phone was on 1%! Leaving me with little time to spare, I lazered in on my go to, Brandi Love. I yanked that shit like Ive never yanked before. I made it with just enough time to spare, my phone died 4 seconds after my climax. It was exhilarating.

Grant: That is some impressive shit right there bro.
Ticking Time Cum by EnemaBucket September 28, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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