Thurstan

Best person loves his friends and he is really cool and has a great girlfriend

Thurstan is funny and he is weird

by Thurstan October 8, 2018

thurstan

A guy, that has very little English and is fugly

Such as someone who has come overseas or someone who doesn't speak to people often enough

Girl1-Did you see that guy over there?
Girl2- I think he might be a THURSTAN

by DarkLol May 6, 2015

Stirring the thurstan

common synonym: putting the thurstan on the spit
refers to the vigorous fucking of a small thustan in the mouth and ass by two larger men

are you gonna help us when we start stirring the thurstan

by Dankmemer69dagfjsgf October 18, 2018

thurstonitis

An epidemic with the first known case being Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth.

A first hand account of this disease.

Thurstonitis is basically when you just lose all control of your mind whatsoever and you walk around in a dazed state with a baseball cap on backward your bangs in your eyes and you go deaf.

Looking for used record stores that don't exist. And pretending that you know where they are. And then asking the locals and pretending you understand their language and you don't. And you nod a lot. It's usually a lot of... It's right over here. It's right over here.

by Eric Selador January 8, 2010

thurston moore

Founding member of Sonic youth
Sexy

Thurston Moore eats skippy peanut butter when he's angry

by julie October 14, 2003

Dirty Thurston

The act of walking by someone and farting. Also known as cropdusting.

Mark just ripped a dirty thurston and cleared the room with the smell of rotting tuna fish and broccoli... God help us all!

by Jerry jamm May 21, 2015

Thurstonian

The official underground publication of Thurston Hall at the George Washington University. Consists of quotes, comical articles, and graphs. The writers' identities are concealed, but they write under the pen names: The Iranian, Balagan, Torberget, Arthur Wellesley, and St Davids Head.

Guy: Wow, did you read the newest edition of the Thurstonian?
Girl: Yea! Its so funny! I love the quotes section!

by The Iranian January 15, 2009