Thurstonian 

The official underground publication of Thurston Hall at the George Washington University. Consists of quotes, comical articles, and graphs. The writers' identities are concealed, but they write under the pen names: The Iranian, Balagan, Torberget, Arthur Wellesley, and St Davids Head.

Guy: Wow, did you read the newest edition of the Thurstonian?
Girl: Yea! Its so funny! I love the quotes section!

Thurstonian by The Iranian January 15, 2009

thurstonitis

An epidemic with the first known case being Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth.

A first hand account of this disease.

Thurstonitis is basically when you just lose all control of your mind whatsoever and you walk around in a dazed state with a baseball cap on backward your bangs in your eyes and you go deaf.

Looking for used record stores that don't exist. And pretending that you know where they are. And then asking the locals and pretending you understand their language and you don't. And you nod a lot. It's usually a lot of... It's right over here. It's right over here.

thurstonitis by Eric Selador January 8, 2010

Thurstonize 

I sit around and play mario brothers with all your siblings and flirt with the mail women naked for about 4 hours.

Yo dawg, u wanna go thurstonize after school.

yo thats hot, i just thurstonized with my mail man.

Thurstonize by Ray Halpin March 9, 2004

thirstorian

A man that identifies, dismisses, and disparages, desperate man hating women that rely on low rent men for $ via their thirsty content; only fans type trash.

Brian’s a thirstorian, and that is exactly why Brandy can never have him.

thirstorian by Bhinesley December 16, 2023