Thirstanaut

He can be identified by the certain level of desperation the individual portrays to get what he wants from the female target, sex. There are no feats too steep, no boundaries set too high for such desperation. Something as simple as "I'm married with 3 kids" won't stop the Thirstanaut. These are considered mere road blocks for him to conquer on his adventure to quench his thirst. Only stopping at such dead ends like "I have herpes" will the Thirstanaut ever end his dehydrated journey.

"She said no 5 times, blocked my number and ignores me at the gym. I'm gunna see when she gets off work and wait for her outside." -Thirstanaut

"This motherf**king Thirstanaut is on one tonight."

Thirstanaut by NotDogBro July 21, 2014

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thirstamation

an estimation of water a person would need for something like a walk, trip, ect it can also be thirstamate

on our trip tomorrow what would your thirstamation of how much water bottles you will need

thirstamation by Opossum tv October 24, 2020

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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