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They are a stimulating pleasure toy for one's anus. It looks like a thick string of pearls, with beads usually lined smallest to largest depending on the penetration preference. Can be used by oneself or with a partner(s). (Watch Made of Honor for visual reference)

As the horny lady sits alone she decides to stick the thunder beads in her butt to seek the pleasure she is yearning. The thunderbeads serve as a replacement for the erection in her anus that she yearned for. As the first bead entered the butt hole she yelped with pleasure. Slowly one by one the beads journeyed into the sensitive insides of her anus. She did not need a man to fulfill her needs she had her beads instead!

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Thunderbeast

Also knows as Brandon Jacobs, running back for the New York giants. He is not 100% human. Brandons Jacob's true origins are unknown, but top scholars believe he could be one of 4 things.

1. Half Human, Half Horse

2. Half Human, Half Gorilla

3. Half Human, Half Locomotive

4. Brandon Jacobs is really Sasquatch

Football Fan: Holy duece did you see Thunderbeast obliterate Laron Landry the other night? He completely ran him over.

Scrotebag: Who is Thunderbeast?

Football Fan: I hate you so much.

Thunderbeast by JFleeg October 27, 2008

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thunderbead

1. pretty necklaces that little grannies wear
2. Round beads that light up
3. Beads you stick up your anal hole for enjoyment. funfunfun

It feels soo good when my boyfriend stuck thunderbeads up my anal hole

thunderbead by SEXPANTHERSOPHIEG June 12, 2008

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Thunderbears

A team of epic proportions, big and brawny and bring the thunder at every opportunity. Lightning fast and a powerhouse that cant be stopped. A charging thunderbear is a force to be reckoned with. You do not want to face off against a Thunderbear. Usually seen in the Pacific Northwest

We got ran over by the Thunderbears. The Thunderbears\ are unstoppable. Mommy [please dont make me play, I have no chance against the Thunderbears.

Thunderbears by JW_rox May 6, 2018

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Thunderbeast

The condition of peeling/raw/missing skin after excessive scratching due to mosquito bites.

daly scratched her mosquito bites so much that she got Thunderbeast.

Thunderbeast by Bassmaster2295 July 17, 2011

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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