thunder beads

They are a stimulating pleasure toy for one's anus. It looks like a thick string of pearls, with beads usually lined smallest to largest depending on the penetration preference. Can be used by oneself or with a partner(s). (Watch Made of Honor for visual reference)

As the horny lady sits alone she decides to stick the thunder beads in her butt to seek the pleasure she is yearning. The thunderbeads serve as a replacement for the erection in her anus that she yearned for. As the first bead entered the butt hole she yelped with pleasure. Slowly one by one the beads journeyed into the sensitive insides of her anus. She did not need a man to fulfill her needs she had her beads instead!

by Katie, Lena, Julia, Connor, Evan May 4, 2008

Thunderbeast

Also knows as Brandon Jacobs, running back for the New York giants. He is not 100% human. Brandons Jacob's true origins are unknown, but top scholars believe he could be one of 4 things.

1. Half Human, Half Horse

2. Half Human, Half Gorilla

3. Half Human, Half Locomotive

4. Brandon Jacobs is really Sasquatch

Football Fan: Holy duece did you see Thunderbeast obliterate Laron Landry the other night? He completely ran him over.

Scrotebag: Who is Thunderbeast?

Football Fan: I hate you so much.

by JFleeg October 27, 2008

thunderbead

1. pretty necklaces that little grannies wear
2. Round beads that light up
3. Beads you stick up your anal hole for enjoyment. funfunfun

It feels soo good when my boyfriend stuck thunderbeads up my anal hole

by SEXPANTHERSOPHIEG June 12, 2008

Thunderbears

A team of epic proportions, big and brawny and bring the thunder at every opportunity. Lightning fast and a powerhouse that cant be stopped. A charging thunderbear is a force to be reckoned with. You do not want to face off against a Thunderbear. Usually seen in the Pacific Northwest

We got ran over by the Thunderbears. The Thunderbears\ are unstoppable. Mommy please dont make me play, I have no chance against the Thunderbears.

by JW_rox May 6, 2018

Thunderbeast

The condition of peeling/raw/missing skin after excessive scratching due to mosquito bites.

daly scratched her mosquito bites so much that she got Thunderbeast.

by Bassmaster2295 July 17, 2011