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Throat Yogurt 

Slang term for male ejaculate.
If you're feeling a bit parched, I've got plenty of throat yogurt for you.
Throat Yogurt by Calidus July 21, 2003

throat yogurt 

The human man's white gold, plain and simple. The seminal fluids released from a man's cock en route to a girls esophagus.
Steve's mom was hungary so I fed her half a pint of throat yogurt.
throat yogurt by Randy Layhey September 30, 2005

throat yogurt 

A thick fluid that is ejected from the depths of a man's slut monkey into the throat of another, which automatically gives meaning to the term. This is usually accomplished directly from male penis to female throat.
Alright Jane, lip lock my slut monkey and get ready for my throat yogurt!
throat yogurt by thadelus January 30, 2009

Throat yogurt 

Refers to a human males semen (The Yogurt) being ejaculated directly into his partners throat.
When a human male ejaculates while his penis if fully inserted into his partners mouth.

"Hey babe, I've got some yummy Throat Yogurt for you"
Throat yogurt by Dicky J G December 13, 2013

throat yogurt 

semenal fluidl; cum; jizzum
"Peter North just pumped a pint of throat yogurt into that chick's mouth."

OR

"Robbie likes to wrap up his workout by guzzling a cup of Korean throat yogurt."

throat yogurt 

When your load gets caught in a dying chick's throat and it cultures itself into reproductive vanilla yoplait. Often extracted through munging (see munging definition in Urban Dictionary).
Man, it was a bummer when Cemanda OD'd while she was sucking Rich's cock, but in the end it did make some tasty THROAT YOGURT.
throat yogurt by LCRC January 16, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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