throat dick

A male who has a sore throat from oral sex with another male.

Arturo is home sick today with a bad case of throat dick.

by bladehadley March 13, 2010

throat dick

Throat dick (noun) - an individual insufferable to the degree that their presence causes those around them to experience a swelling of intolerance that, based on their level of ire, bursts forth from the throat.

This insult is derived from the X- Files episode - Firewalker (1994) - in which a silicon based parasitic fungus bursts from people's throats once it has reached sexual maturity - resulting in death by what appears to be a massive penis protruding from the victim's throat.

"You're such a condescending throat dick!"
"I was absolutely outraged by that tenured throat dick."

by c_f_e_d_2016 December 1, 2016

throat dick

very coarse way to say vulva

if I massage the throat dick, lots of drool comes out

by __Maxime__ May 17, 2007

Throat Dick

Quite simply, your uvula.

If I massage my throat dick tons of saliva comes out! Look!

by Likewow! May 12, 2010

Dick Throat

When you wake up with a sore throat from sucking a dick

Kim: Hey Jenny how are you?
Jenny: I'm good. Woke up with some serious dick throat though

by Anal Dyke May 21, 2016

dick throat

when a person's throat hurts specifically from giving fellatio.

Samantha couldn't come to work today, she was sucking cock all night and has a serious case of dick throat this morning.

by mastafinch87 January 11, 2011

dick throat

When you get sick from sucking dick to much. It's very contagious

Kayla do you have "dick throat"

Idk wats that

Wen you get sick from sucking dick to much. It's very contagious

Oh shit I might have that

I'm telling essence

by dick sucking kaylay 78 September 17, 2016