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An attack consisting of kicking someone in the throat, while simultaneously jabbing them, again in the throat. It is an extremely difficult attack to master, especially if your opponent has a short neck. It can also be dodged by walking sideways. Like a crab. Very effective against giraffes.
I was fighting with Jim, and i tried to throat-kick-jab him, but he sideways crab walked and i missed
by Seythi March 06, 2012
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