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Squidward Threesome
A Squidward Threesome is a BDSM threesome involving two disobediant subs, or brats, and a dom. It involves the brats disobeying the dom’s orders, expecting to be punished, while the dom punishes them for mutual sexual pleasure.
Squidward Threesome by GingervitisDV October 1, 2017
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Dallas threesome
Dallas threesome by Tim Buckanowski March 21, 2021
Word of the Day on December 20, 2021
Third Trimester Threesome
Having sex with a woman in her third trimester, and thinking the baby touched your dick with its hand and or mouth.
I was railing my pregnant wife when I had to pull out cause I thought I was apart of a Third Trimester Threesome.
Third Trimester Threesome by mike mahony January 12, 2009
PEI Threesome
when you have sex with a pregnant girl. cause technically its a threesome right. cause its a girl, a baby, and you. babies are humans too!
PEI Threesome by BubbaRodgers August 3, 2009
Lonely Threesome
The act of masturbating with both hands. Typically alternating between them, but many variations and techniques can be utilized depending on how slutty your hands are...
Discovered after after using the Stranger so much that it lost it's luster I wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. Shockingly, they were into it!! and I realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(
Discovered after after using the Stranger so much that it lost it's luster I wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. Shockingly, they were into it!! and I realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(
Lonely Threesome by Myfartssmelllikepoop February 28, 2011
Skowhegan Threesome
Kody may not have ever slept with a girl, but he has had a Skowhegan Threesome in the back of his Buick!
Skowhegan Threesome by Riley T April 7, 2021
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