Skip to main content
Theeske is a girl with the capability of making a human go crazy. She's intelligent and pretty but sometimes shares a brain cell with a spider, her favourite animal. If you ever encounter a Theeske, you should run for your life or you have to listen to her philosophing about music.
"Have you seen Theeske today?" "Nah, she's inside again crying."
Theeske by jeps April 25, 2022
Words you can keep
Theelke has no friends (and gets cyberbullied)
R: Today i cyberbullied Theelke
A(who gets more bitches than R): I be spotting 17 alt accounts calling her retarded
Theelke by Getter of bitches January 23, 2022

theskephalotape 

a little fruity bitch

they use all pronouns, she is very fruity 🙁
very cool 😇😇
“have u heard of theskephalotape“ “yeah hes a little fruity bitch”
theskephalotape by lynxiiw August 31, 2021

cheese -n- theese 

Tercheesa's cheesy asshole. Bent over, it is mighty rancid, and cheesy.
After a hard day's work, her cheese-n-theese reeks!
cheese -n- theese by Zuger June 24, 2003

theesfeld 

A real man with a proper beard, chainsaw and flannel shirt. He will never have a man bun or skinny jeans. His boots are steel toes and dirty. He doesn't quit and sweat will drip on her face.
Becky 1. Which Jake from State farm do you want tonight?
Becky 2, I don't know I might just let my dog eat peanut butter. Less crumbs in my bed.
Becky 3 what's that mob over there doing to Jake?

Unknown screaming A REAL THEESFELD! GET OFF HIM BITCH I WAS HERE FIRST!!!!
theesfeld by airborneexplorer April 15, 2021
to be a girl named jada
you acting like theeken
theeken by user52728383 April 16, 2023

Catch Theese Hands 

A term or phrase meaning to fight or initiate a fight with someone
Your about to Catch Theese hands if you dont shut the fuck up
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
Next