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Theeske is a girl with the capability of making a human go crazy. She's intelligent and pretty but sometimes shares a brain cell with a spider, her favourite animal. If you ever encounter a Theeske, you should run for your life or you have to listen to her philosophing about music.
"Have you seen Theeske today?" "Nah, she's inside again crying."
Theeske by jeps April 25, 2022
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Theelke has no friends (and gets cyberbullied)
R: Today i cyberbullied Theelke
A(who gets more bitches than R): I be spotting 17 alt accounts calling her retarded
Theelke by Getter of bitches January 23, 2022

theskephalotape 

a little fruity bitch

they use all pronouns, she is very fruity 🙁
very cool 😇😇
“have u heard of theskephalotape“ “yeah hes a little fruity bitch”
theskephalotape by lynxiiw August 31, 2021

cheese -n- theese 

Tercheesa's cheesy asshole. Bent over, it is mighty rancid, and cheesy.
After a hard day's work, her cheese-n-theese reeks!
cheese -n- theese by Zuger June 24, 2003

theesfeld 

A real man with a proper beard, chainsaw and flannel shirt. He will never have a man bun or skinny jeans. His boots are steel toes and dirty. He doesn't quit and sweat will drip on her face.
Becky 1. Which Jake from State farm do you want tonight?
Becky 2, I don't know I might just let my dog eat peanut butter. Less crumbs in my bed.
Becky 3 what's that mob over there doing to Jake?

Unknown screaming A REAL THEESFELD! GET OFF HIM BITCH I WAS HERE FIRST!!!!
theesfeld by airborneexplorer April 15, 2021
to be a girl named jada
you acting like theeken
theeken by user52728383 April 16, 2023

Catch Theese Hands 

A term or phrase meaning to fight or initiate a fight with someone
Your about to Catch Theese hands if you dont shut the fuck up
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Person 2:......
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