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One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker 

One finger (primarily a thumb) in the vagina, three fingers in the butt-hole
Dude I was so drunk and she was so horny, so I for some reason put "One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker" - This term was originally coined in a drunk-dial voicemail to a special friend after a night of drinking and after-partying in a hot tub with a naughty french girl.

one in the pink, three in the stink 

1 finger inserted in the vagina, while 3 of the remaining 4 are interested into the woman's anus, or "stink."
A fucking weird thing to do.
So I started out slow, just a little of the ol' shocka, but gradually the fingers migrated south. Before I knew it, I had one in the pink, three in the stink.

Put your one two in her three four 

Just a silly funny way of telling a guy to have sex with a women.
A) Stick your face in her butt...
B) Yuck dude!
A) Come on baby get yo feet wet...
B) Shut up man...
A) Put your One two in her three four :P

Lob one in there 

Lob
As in, 'I'd lob one in there.'
Measured up and judged to be worth fucking without regret. Generally - a judgement affixed to a woman by a man - while not within her earshot. Spoken between bros or their cross cultural equivalents.
Jimmy Three Beers: 'Ewwwey! Carmen's sister's lookin' kinda' hot tonight. Would you tap that ass?'

Big Carl: 'Mmmm. Yeah. I'd lob one in there.'
Lob one in there by PulSe of Samsara December 29, 2021

there are no rules in our cult besides the ones we make 

a phrase that sounded philosophical to me in my head and has no meaning
cool cat 420: there are no rules in our cult besides the ones we make

cool cat 69: LMAO NOPE!

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019