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threapy

Biggy cheese slamdunking your mom.
So threapy is going well.
by qdfqsdfqsdfqsdf May 15, 2020
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Prince therapy

A type of treatment characterized by immersing oneself in everything and anything that is created by or is related to Prince Rogers Nelson. Used by millions to successfully treat stress, anxiety and depression.
I just had the worst day EVER - the only thing that can help me is Prince therapy!

I have tried medication, yoga, acupuncture & exercise; the only thing that makes me feel better is Prince therapy!
by judi prn4ever March 23, 2020
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kitten therapy

Ohhhhh, so cute! It's when you are really stressed out and cute kittens just brighten your day and melt your anxiety away.
I used kitten therapy earlier, and now I feel better in dealing with school, parents, etc.
by Carbona Ramone May 4, 2021
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Diesel Therapy

A form of punishment for prison inmates that involves non-stop transfers between correctional facilities on diesel buses.
Ex. 1

'That's diesel therapy. When you fuck up in the system, you'll end up on that bus and you won't get off that bus. Cuz they'll lose your paperwork. And you'll never been seen from again. Eventually you'll get off, but you won't know when the ride's gonna end.' J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, Sept. 4, 2019

Ex. 2

Darjon: Hey fool! I need to get at the homey Sweets! He has my fuck book!

Will Bop: You're too late. He got shipped out on the grey goose!

Darjon: What he do bro?

Will Bop: He was bustin' the female COs cheeks! The Warden found out and gave that fool Diesel Therapy! He was last seen somewhere between Chino and Pelican Bay!
by ZXY&ABC November 11, 2019
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dick therapy

The therapeutic use of male sexual reproductive organs to alleviate a number of maladies including; Stress, Insomnia, Depression, Anxiety, Agitation, Loneliness, Hunger, Thirst, Constipation, Priapism, Nutritional Deficiencies (Vitamin C, Zinc, Protein, Phosphates) and Blue Balls.
"Wow that girl desperately needs some Dick Therapy"

"Felt better after I watched some porn and had a little dick therapy"
by kingjazzy October 13, 2014
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therapy monkey

Slang for an Artificial Intelligence therapist who will mirror your questions and give you answers that mirror your questions.
I gotta get to my therapy monkey who looks like Scarlett Johansson; I’m meeting her online in about five minutes!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020
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speed therapy

When you feel like ass

Step on the gas
Speed therapy is when you go at high speeds in a car to clear your mind and get rid of any bad thoughts.
"where'd Logan go?"
"He felt like shit, so he went out for some speed therapy."
by F u c k y o u November 28, 2020
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