thou thou 

A person who is nice and kind and always messing around with you but then wins at everything and sometimes loses at something but always try again and give u these bad vibes :() DON'T MESS WITH HIM /HER

Oh you better watch out for thou thou he gonna whoop yo ass

thou thou by Yee_hi February 7, 2018

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! 

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.

Husband:

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”

Wife:

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023

holier than thou douchebag 

An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth because of their conspicuous convictions in a higher power.

I'm sick of that holier than thou douchebag telling me it's okay that I'm a sinner.

holier than thou douchebag by Sinner777 December 5, 2009

Thou art 

Archaic way to say: "You are"

Thou art a fat boy Jimmy
Art thou feeling it?

Thou art by Gfuck September 1, 2013

thou doth protest too much 

Overly insistent about something, to the point where the opposite is most likely true.

Someone emphatically stating how much one hates gossiping, that one would never engage in this sort of behavior. This implies that, "thou doth protest too much" and may in fact be a gossip.

thou doth protest too much by Chrizbeats September 13, 2013

assholier-than-thou 

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.

Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"

assholier-than-thou by Sean "Chicanery" Connery July 20, 2008

holier-than-thou

acting like one is superior to others, condescending

I hate that bastard's holier-than-thou attitude.

holier-than-thou by Light Joker December 23, 2006