thons

Another word biceps/triceps. Derived from the word pythons. This word is often used by meatheads and frequent gym users.

Hey what you training today brah? Going to train thons

by marcus ruhl July 9, 2010

handful your wheat thins

Slang for "fuck you all the way to the small intestine". Used only when that behavior would be considered negative.

"Bitch's sister grates on my nerves; told the skank 'I'll handful your wheat thins' the instant I met her, know what I mean?"

by goldenkid314 April 3, 2008

Briggsy's Thong

The most revolting item of undergarmentage on the planet. This foul piece of grey polyester was worn by gay artist Briggsy for his yearlong tour of South American leper colonies. During this time the unwashed one rogered the suppurating sores of over 2000 lepers whilst wearing the thong. On his return to London he finally removed the thong at a press conference and announced he would be exhibiting it at Tate Modern. It was subsequently bought at auction by a collector for £5,000,000.

Since being bought by Saatchi Briggsy's Thong has burnt through 5 lead-lined display cases and has caused the deaths of 12 gallery employees.

by Turd Man August 3, 2009

thong swallower

An ass so big and/or round, from behind it isn't apparent that they are wearing a thong at all.

-"Wow, that girl's got serious booty."
-"I know, it must be a thong swallower."

by TakingARideOnTheFailboat September 16, 2010

Póg mo thón

Irish or Scots Gaelic for: Kiss my ass

A stand alone sentence: "Póg mo thón!"

by Bad Haggis August 21, 2003

Chowder thong

A g-string that smells of clam and has the consistency of chowda

Omg I took my thong off after workin in the summer heat and damn I had chowder thong!!!

by Lisa Kaiser & Julie Carlton March 2, 2011

thonking

A very smart person. We think. The smart person thonks.

person 1: *says something smart*
person 2: dam, he's thonking while i was thinking.

by Sezziex July 10, 2017