thomp

v. the action of sinking into a comfortable piece of furniture (like a couch) with visible and/or audible relief.
The word is an onomatopoeia for the sound created when doing said action.

After a had day at work, I came home and instantly thomped into the couch.

by the paranoid linguist November 20, 2019

thomp

Thomp is a slang term for any STD. Symptoms of "the thomp" generally include redenss, itching, soars, and/or greeninsh or yellowish discharge. Possible side effects are: Very strong smell, very contagious.

Example #1:
Sally: So I heard you got the thomp, aye?
Brittany: Yeah, its really itchy down there..

Example #2:

Timmy: I fucked this chick last night, and I think she had the thomp.
Thomas: Ewhh. I had that once, my dick was green for a week!

Example #3:
Ashley: If I fuck you, I better not get any thomp!
Tony: I'm not making any promises.

by Mervin Halkings December 13, 2009

Thomp

To be gay and/or queer

Y'all hella thomp!
Your brother is hella thomp.
Those shoes look hella thomp.

by Chronic_slayer June 12, 2014