thirtying

The process of becoming more and more amused by domestic activities and objects as you near and/or after turning thirty.

That’s how I feel about my transition from an in home alcohol bar to juice/espresso bar...I’m thirtying REAL HARD!

by Dancinnangel April 18, 2019

tittying

when a woman’s titties are just sitting so perfectly that it changes the whole look of her outfit

Person 1: Dude look at her top!

Person 2: I know. Those titties just tittying, ain’t they?

by blackthunder April 4, 2020

three thirtyitis

Lapse's in concentration that usually occur in the afternoon - typically 3.30pm. These lapse's in concentration typically occur because you are hungry.
It is a very common and popular expression in New Zealand and Australia.

The Continental Cup brand (soup) has produced many ads showing the consequences of three thirtyistis

I have three thirtyitis so I am taking a break (from work)

by charlene_nz October 22, 2009

Thirtigo

The feeling of panic that develops in your late twenties as you sense the waning of that first hip, virile, beautiful, anything's-possible stage of adulthood, and approach the next stage, the one that comes with wrinkles and disappointments.

Me: I feel anxious.
You: About what?
Me: Nothing. Everything.
You How old are you?
Me: 28.
You: Maybe it's Thirtigo.
Me: Maybe you're a jerk.
You: Suit yourself.
Me: Wait, don't leave. I'm too old to make new friends.

by Jon Protas October 10, 2007

twirting

The act of flirting via Twitter.

OMGSH! I can't believe Sally is putting up with Tom's twirting with that chick in Arkansas. They have been going back and forth for days and I bet they DM too!

by danielle_i February 7, 2009

Tharting

when one balances a woman on his back by her breasts, and thrusts forward with force. The woman is thrown forward, over her partners head and the man is likely knocked unconscious by the force of the body hitting his noggin.

After all the tharting that went on back in their room last night, Jane's tits were sore and John had a headache.

During his dry spell, Kevin was so desperate that he didnt even need sex, he would have been fine with just some good tharting.

by Maphead :P October 20, 2008

tittying

This is when your titties bounce with no regard for your safety all over the place outside of owner control when you are trying to move/run/exercise/almost anything.

Her titties be tittying all the damn time! I want some of that! (Thus helping prove the definition)

by Droganan August 9, 2020