The process of taking an Instagram handle from the Tinder profile to slide in the DMs. This term usually applies when you have not matched but shoot your shot in the DMs anyways.
The state of being incredibly thirsty, usually combined with a potent laziness that prevents one from obtaining a drink without asking someone to get it for him/her first. Both of these symptoms are commonly drug-induced.
Yo, Enrique, pass me a brew. I'm a thirstographer over here after that l-steez
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.