Thighmaster

A basic Dance Dance Revolution pad. When combined with the Nintendo Revolution's Controller (see Nintendo Revolution Controller), it can provide a healthy fitness exercise.

Me: Is there going to be a game where we can use both the Thighmaster and the controller? Maybe it will be included in a new Zelda Revolution game. Maybe it will be for Star Wars: Jedi Arm And Leg Workout. The sequel might be called Star Wars: Jedi Arm And Leg Workout 2, The Attack Of Evil Fitness Dictator Richard Simmons. I don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to JAALW and JAALW2:TAOEFDRS.

Thighmaster by Yep Nope December 28, 2005

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thighsterbating

The action of skillfully masturbating with your thighs, allowing you to masturbate in public areas.

I like to thighsterbate in the subway.
I thighsterbate in school and no one notices.
Earlier today in class, I began to thighsterbate while learning about the female anatomy.
I got sent to the office today because I made a mess while thighsterbating during class.

thighsterbating by someoneelsetookmyname October 21, 2015

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thighastema

The space between a persons thighs.

Did you see the thighastema on that girl? That was a lot of daylight.

thighastema by SunLover October 30, 2010

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montana thigh master

when the male shits onto the womans inner thigh and the woman smacks her thighs together causing the shit to go everywhere. she will continue to work out for 30 minutes three times a week.

Erma did you try that montana thigh master?

"My thighs look great but the stench is worth it", exclaimed Florence.

montana thigh master by shyt stain mcgee August 17, 2010