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thesbians 

Thesbians (n): a cross of the two words "thespian" and "lesbian" to describe two females involved in the same theatrical production, thespians, who act like a female homosexual couple, lesbians, despite the heterosexuality of either or both of the females.
"Sally and Susie are thesbians."

"Sally are Susie are in thesbians."

"The whole cast is in thesbians with each other. Even the guys."

"The girls' dressing room was one big thesbian orgy."
thesbians by Thesbian September 9, 2012
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twesbian 

Noun

A lesbian so closely resembling a gay twink that one cannot often differentiate the two in dim lighting.

Characteristics include: flat chest, spiky bleached hair, generally androgynous qualities.
Gay Guy 1: "Check out that hot little twink over there"

Gay Guy 2: "That's not a twink."

Gay Guy 1: "Um, yes it is... hot little gay boy... right?"

Gay Guy 2: "Hah! No, that's a twesbian, you idiot"
twesbian by Diesel Cowboy December 9, 2008

Pornographic Thespian 

1) One who acts in pornographic motion pictures.

2) Another term for "pornstar," first used by comedian Sarah Silverman in the film Jesus is Magic.
Sarah Silverman: I was watching, uh… porn, and it was like a series of vignettes, and in this one scene, it featured Ron Jeremy, a very famous, um… pornographic thespian. And in this scene, he is masturbating- onto a lady- but I noticed his pinky was out, and I found out why he masturbates with his pinky out: it's because he's classy.

Thespian Lesbian

Thespian Lesbian is any straight woman who acts attracted to or performs sexual acts on another woman for a camera or filming, especially for videos like "Girls Gone Wild."
Janie says she only likes men, but when the camera goes on, she will eat muff like a goat eats grass; she is a real thespian lesbian.
Thespian Lesbian by TooSick4U November 14, 2006

International Thespian Society 

A high school honors acting organization. To join you must complete 10 credits of work on a play or musical, after which you will be initiated and be called a thespian, not to be confused with lesbian. The acronym for the international thespian society is ITS
I finally did enough work to become an International Thespian Society member!

thesbian 

A woman who isn't really a Lesbian but is just acting gay, either as a response to negative learned behavior towards men or not wanting to be alone due to unattractiveness.
A)Becky dumped Cindy when she finally met a guy who didn't make her feel threatened by men. I guess she was only a Thesbian after all. B) Tina will not drop her Thesbian identity because she would be lonely but would consider doing so if the right man came along. C) Sharon prefers men but her heavy-set build and man-ish looks leaves Thesbianism her only option to human companionship.
thesbian by Raymee December 7, 2006
An actor/actress. Usually used in theaters and high schools.
Thespians do it onstage.
thespian by babaloo March 18, 2005
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