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twesbian
Noun
A lesbian so closely resembling a gay twink that one cannot often differentiate the two in dim lighting.
Characteristics include: flat chest, spiky bleached hair, generally androgynous qualities.
A lesbian so closely resembling a gay twink that one cannot often differentiate the two in dim lighting.
Characteristics include: flat chest, spiky bleached hair, generally androgynous qualities.
Gay Guy 1: "Check out that hot little twink over there"
Gay Guy 2: "That's not a twink."
Gay Guy 1: "Um, yes it is... hot little gay boy... right?"
Gay Guy 2: "Hah! No, that's a twesbian, you idiot"
Gay Guy 2: "That's not a twink."
Gay Guy 1: "Um, yes it is... hot little gay boy... right?"
Gay Guy 2: "Hah! No, that's a twesbian, you idiot"
twesbian by Diesel Cowboy December 9, 2008
thesbian
A woman who isn't really a Lesbian but is just acting gay, either as a response to negative learned behavior towards men or not wanting to be alone due to unattractiveness.
A)Becky dumped Cindy when she finally met a guy who didn't make her feel threatened by men. I guess she was only a Thesbian after all. B) Tina will not drop her Thesbian identity because she would be lonely but would consider doing so if the right man came along. C) Sharon prefers men but her heavy-set build and man-ish looks leaves Thesbianism her only option to human companionship.
tezbian
A tezbian is a transexual lesbian.
2 supposed lesbians up for some tezzy on tezzy action.
Once a man, former owner of a grand set of tezzies / tezzys (testicles) now a supposed female lesbian. Very attracted to other tezbians.
Once a man, former owner of a grand set of tezzies / tezzys (testicles) now a supposed female lesbian. Very attracted to other tezbians.
tezbian by Paul Daley May 8, 2008
Tresbian
A word for a very good/wonderful lesbian that you know. Combination of the french word, "Tres Bien" (very good), and the word "Lesbian".
( Lesbian friend/Girlfriend finishes off her list of accomplishments for the day)
(You): "Wow, that's fantastic! You are positively, what i'd call, a "Tresbian"!
(LF/GF): (sighs but giggles)
(You): "Wow, that's fantastic! You are positively, what i'd call, a "Tresbian"!
(LF/GF): (sighs but giggles)
Tresbian by Diamond River May 14, 2018
thesbians
Thesbians (n): a cross of the two words "thespian" and "lesbian" to describe two females involved in the same theatrical production, thespians, who act like a female homosexual couple, lesbians, despite the heterosexuality of either or both of the females.
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