theresay 

A statement that the listener actually experiences the "original" speaker's having uttered, rather than its having been a statement that someone else is claiming to have heard the speaker verbalize.

The furry grouch in "Green Eggs and Ham" initially claims that he doesn't like the grass-colored culinary treats that Sam is proffering, and also implies that his revulsion is neither "heresay nor theresay", since he does not wish to have the platter of food placed in either of those two suggested locales.

theresay by QuacksO November 8, 2019

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle 

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.

Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle by fifalinathesoccerball December 25, 2014

Theresa 

Theresa’s are stunning,smart,and really funny. Once u hurt Theresa or one of her friends she will hold a grudge for some time but eventually forgive u however not forget what u did. Theresa is also very popular and whenever she walks down the hallway someone will always say hi or ask how she is. She has loads of amazing features such as her curves and her gorgeous eyes. Theresa’s usually have long hair and are average in height. She is an absolute keeper and if u loose her u will instantly regret it. Also she is the best girlfriend u could ever ask for!!!

Steve: who’s that
Geve: it’s theresa obviously

Woa: she’s stunning

Geve:that’s the only true thing I’ve said all year

Theresa by Teddylovelife July 27, 2019

Theresa May 

An annoying grey haired cow

Theresa May can’t run a country

Theresa May by BigJillHudson January 18, 2019

Theresa 

IS THE BEST HOOMAN YOU WILL EVER MEET!!! THEY ARE THE MOST ANNOYINGLY FUNNY PEOPLE YOU WILL EVER MEET!! YOU GUYS CAN DO ILLEGAL STUFF BUT IT WON'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU HAD FUN! SHE TAKES CHANCES AND ENJOYS LIFE. She weird, funny, crazy, and the most fun person you will ever meet. She's open to new challenges, will take risks, and all ways has your back. Is ready to put up a good fight and won't back down. When you first meet her she's a bit straNGE but that's normal, especially after all she went through. You learn to love her as you get to know her more.

,"OMG you're such a THERESA!"

Theresa by idkmanpeoplerweird November 8, 2018

Doing a Theresa 

Trying to move from a good position to a best position and ending up worse off ; cf the old adage "The Best is the Enemy of the Good"

Theresa May is the UK Prime Minister whose Conservative Party had a a working majority in the UK Parliament . She tried to increase the size of that majority by calling an election on 8th June 2017. Although the largely Conservative Party supporting UK Press predicted a landslide victory she in fact ended up losing her overall majority the major oppostiion Party (Labour ) having gained 30 more seats than they held before the election. Theresa May has now lost her overall majority and is in a greatly weakened political position. Whence the expression "Doing a Theresa".

Doing a Theresa by Arabella pinkerton June 13, 2017

Theresa Cummings 

A female well known for being an easy piece of pussy. Famous for her house party's (sex parties). A slut who was always drunk, high or trippin on acid and tripping over dicks the next morning.

Did I really fuck Theresa Cummings last night? Shit, No I have Herpes.

Theresa Cummings by Azzman66 September 14, 2018