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Prince therapy 

A type of treatment characterized by immersing oneself in everything and anything that is created by or is related to Prince Rogers Nelson. Used by millions to successfully treat stress, anxiety and depression.
I just had the worst day EVER - the only thing that can help me is Prince therapy!

I have tried medication, yoga, acupuncture & exercise; the only thing that makes me feel better is Prince therapy!
Prince therapy by judi prn4ever March 23, 2020

therapist friend 

The friend of a friend group that let's people vent to them but no one ever listens to the therapist friend.
Sarah let's me talk about my problems to her. She's definitely the therapist friend.
therapist friend by Sable135 September 15, 2021

kitten therapy 

Ohhhhh, so cute! It's when you are really stressed out and cute kittens just brighten your day and melt your anxiety away.
I used kitten therapy earlier, and now I feel better in dealing with school, parents, etc.

Diesel Therapy 

A form of punishment for prison inmates that involves non-stop transfers between correctional facilities on diesel buses.
Ex. 1

'That's diesel therapy. When you fuck up in the system, you'll end up on that bus and you won't get off that bus. Cuz they'll lose your paperwork. And you'll never been seen from again. Eventually you'll get off, but you won't know when the ride's gonna end.' J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, Sept. 4, 2019

Ex. 2

Darjon: Hey fool! I need to get at the homey Sweets! He has my fuck book!

Will Bop: You're too late. He got shipped out on the grey goose!

Darjon: What he do bro?

Will Bop: He was bustin' the female COs cheeks! The Warden found out and gave that fool Diesel Therapy! He was last seen somewhere between Chino and Pelican Bay!
Diesel Therapy by ZXY&ABC November 11, 2019

dick therapy 

The therapeutic use of male sexual reproductive organs to alleviate a number of maladies including; Stress, Insomnia, Depression, Anxiety, Agitation, Loneliness, Hunger, Thirst, Constipation, Priapism, Nutritional Deficiencies (Vitamin C, Zinc, Protein, Phosphates) and Blue Balls.
"Wow that girl desperately needs some Dick Therapy"

"Felt better after I watched some porn and had a little dick therapy"
dick therapy by kingjazzy October 13, 2014

therapy monkey 

Slang for an Artificial Intelligence therapist who will mirror your questions and give you answers that mirror your questions.
I gotta get to my therapy monkey who looks like Scarlett Johansson; I’m meeting her online in about five minutes!
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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