theone

theone is a lame nub on irc that talks like this
hi
im
gonna
own
u
faggot
wat?
ima
dos
ur
shit
*Quits theone* (Excess flood)

theone noob no1 likes

by Anon June 4, 2004

theone

hottest man alive

omg theone is so hot

by jWNFINERHTPOIWEJRPOMEXQ November 9, 2023

theone.anon

Theone.anon is the best tiktok anonymous he is so nice yall should follow him

Theone.anon is a farther of 300k ants

by antss._.loveiy January 18, 2021

Throne Room

The best place for a shit at work, usually the disabled toilet.

Bobby: Dave, I'm turtle heading! I'm off to the Throne Room to squeeze this bad boy out.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

The Charts Theorem

The scientifically proven process of justifying any sound made in the world is truly "charts" masquerading as another sound. In other words every sound is actually the word "charts".

A hard slap of the face sounds just like CHART (according to the Charts Theorem).

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

the one who knocks

In the criminal underworld when a man becomes so powerful he is able to show up at another man's home and kill him without repercussions, there are two people involved in this scenario. The one who opens the door and gets shot, and the one who knocks.

I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

-Walter White

by WelcomeTo March 16, 2014

the one true king

Stannis of House Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm,

Stannis is the one true king

HE WILL BRING THE DAWN STANNIS FRIST OF HIS NAME TRUE KING OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS

by SER DAVOS HAND OF THE KING October 23, 2017