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is a spontaneous emotion of overwhelming joy or acute joyfulness. jong for short, also repeated twice to signify double the intensity in sudden thejong excitement. in G-terms
its the masculine form of feeling Jolly or joyful. Because unless your Santa saying you feel jolly just aint pimpin.
how you feeling today?
- Dude, im thejong!

phrase;
My presence gots ladies feeling thejong.
I am thejong
thejong by theJONGJONG October 18, 2009
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thesongmaskbydream 

thesongmaskbydream is a funny popular tiktoker. They are known for posting dreamsmp, gacha and other things, I heavily suggest and recommend following them
Babe wake up! thesongmaskbydream has a new tiktok out!
How did you get in my house?

TheLongestWordInTheUniverse 

THISISTHELONESTWORDINTHEHOLYFUCKINGUNIVERSEANDIAMNOTUSINGANYSPACETOWRITETHIS.SOIFYOUCANREADWHATTHISSAYS,GOANDBUTAMUGFROMTHELINKBELOWTHISDESCRIPTIONOFTHELONGESTWORDINTHEHOLYFUCKINGUNIVERSE.JUSTIGNORETHECOMMAANDFULLSTOPSTHENTHISWILLBETHELONGESTWORDINTHEUNIVERSE,IT'STOTALLYNOTASENTANSE.
look Bob, i have found the longest word in the universe. THISISTHELONESTWORDINTHEHOLYFUCKINGUNIVERSEANDIAMNOTUSINGANYSPACETOWRITETHIS.SOIFYOUCANREADWHATTHISSAYS,GOANDBUTAMUGFROMTHELINKBELOWTHISDESCRIPTIONOFTHELONGESTWORDINTHEHOLYFUCKINGUNIVERSE.JUSTIGNORETHECOMMAANDFULLSTOPSTHENTHISWILLBETHELONGESTWORDINTHEUNIVERSE,IT'STOTALLYNOTASENTANSE.

TheJonesRole 

someone in Football Twitter who reps Curtis Jones and wears Curtis Jones tinted glasses. he doesn't allow Curtis Jones slander and he thinks Jones is the next Steven Gerrard. he's older than Jones himself.
TheJonesRole is an absolute whopper for giving Curtis Jones a bad rep.

TheLongshot/Toni

TheLongshot, also known as Toni, is a common term used for amazing FIFA players and Strela specialists. TheLongshots/Toni's pride themselves at standing tall against racism. Toni originated from Italy, although lately Dutch Toni's are taking over. It is unlikely that there are other foreign Toni's, although there may be Toni wannabe's that have similar characteristics.

FIFA Toni's can be recognised by having Orsic, Morientes or many AC Milan players in his team. It is very likely that they will score a lot too.
Person A: "Dude this guy subbed in Orsic in the 65th minute and he's already scored a hat-trick against me"
Person B: "Then I guess you're playing a TheLongshot/Toni"

Person A: "Wow I just got killed by a Strela"
Person B: "I guess we're in a Toni lobby. Stay away from vehicles guys"

Person A: "I just received hateful messages on XBOX"
Person B: "Well, we know for sure that can't be Toni"
TheLongshot/Toni by NotTheLongshot November 24, 2021

thelongestwordyouwilleverseeinenglishhistory 

The longest word you will ever see in english history
Eg. Say you are in an argumlement to win the arguement and confuse your opponent say "Thelongestwordyouwilleversee in englishdictionary"
Eg 2.
Have you seen "thelongestwordyouwilleverseeinenglishhistory"?

thelongestwordisthisonerightherenothingwilleverbelongerthanthiswordrighthere 

the longest word is this one right here nothing will ever be longer than this word right here
This is thelongestwordisthisonerightherenothingwilleverbelongerthanthiswordrighthere it crazy how that is the longest word
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