thehat

1. The person or thing that is really in control, in charge or kool, or knowledgeable. jer

2. Any object giving, representing or symbolizing such control.

3. On The Button

1. Nobody has the answer, I'll go ask thehat.
2. You think YOU got thehat?
3. Whoever got thehat better deal.

thehat by slide rule April 10, 2008

scissors theater 

When someone pretends they are opposed to another person, but they are not, and they actually just do it for something.
Based upon the Brazilian series "Teatro das Tesouras", that says that the politicians in the elections only pretend to be against each other, and they do not have an actual ideology, just hunger for power.

Guy: Why is he pretending to defend something? He just wants to have that thing!
Dude: Another actor in the scissors theater.

scissors theater by theomegapyrope July 10, 2020

Musical Theatre Kid 

Noun: a person who loves musical theatre to the point of obsession over musicals and showtunes.
Musical theatre kids will likely stream and download showtunes more often than 'regular music' or songs by popular artists. They will often make musical references in everyday conversations, whether or not the person they are talking to recognizes it. They spent a good amount of time memorizing showtunes from their favorite musicals, and nothing will stop them from singing along once they do so. One must be careful when approaching a musical theatre kid, for even the most offhand comment can spark an immediate reaction that will usually comprise of a full performance of the show referenced. Many musical theatre kids find themselves constantly discovering new musicals, resulting in the pain they feel when being forced to choose their favorite. Common traits musical theatre kids share are creativity, determination, and freedom of expression.

Person: (meaning to ask: how does a player with so little experience in soccer manage to score a perfect goal?) How does a-
Musical theatre kid: BASTARD, ORPHAN (proceeds to sing entire Hamilton soundtrack)
Person: Why must you always interrupt me like that?
Musical theatre kid: (singing) SORRY-NOT-SORRY...
Another musical theatre kid: 'BOUT WHAT I SAID...
Person: This is going to take a while (walks away)

Musical Theatre Kid by #AndPeggy March 25, 2020

The hat fic 

An extremely disturbing fanfiction which involves YouTubers Danisnotonfire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester).

In this fanfic, Phil buys a hamster, but then wakes up in a room, to a naked Dan. Dan proceeds to kill the hamster, making Phil drink it's blood along with Dan's own semen. The fan fiction goes on disturbingly, and unless you want to vomit all over yourself, I suggest you not read it.

Girl 1: omg have you read the hat fic?

Girl 2: omfg yes it is so disturbing I can't believe Dan Howell did that

The hat fic by ShadowSong April 7, 2015

adult theater 

A theater that only plays pornographic movies(Gay or Straight). Seating varies but usually has at least one area(couch,platform, etc) for sex acts to be performed for the entertainment and/or participation by the theater patrons.

I went to the Adult Theater Friday night and there was a Woman there whos Husband was letting anyone have sex with Her. She couldn't get enough.

adult theater by Shades_1970 August 12, 2015

Cinema/Literature/Theater/Game sin 

A scene in entertainment that is unrealistic and shouldn't even happen in their own universe, like when a character survives getting shot a bunch of times just to move on the story.

"There are too much Cinema/Literature/Theater/Game sin in this movie/book/play/game.

Cinema/Literature/Theater/Game sin by zman4593 May 25, 2016

Theatregoistic 

A term to describe one who enjoys going to the theatre. They may enjoy the atmosphere, the aspect of watching shows, or the overall experience of going to the theatre.

"Hey friend! Want to go play some pinball?"
"Sorry man, gotta go watch some Les Miz; I heard it's cray cray."
"Man, you are so theatregoistic!"

"Mark has sold his house, car, and multi-milliom dollar company for theatre tickets. He sure is theatregoistic!"

Theatregoistic by The Electric Mongoose December 27, 2011