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thefuck by The dad lover March 13, 2018
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What the fuck is dubstep?
What the fuck is dubstep? by Partykiller June 22, 2018
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i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary
When you are surfing Urban [Dictionary] and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha [Mackenzie] is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.
Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"
-stares blankly at screen-
Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"
-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-
-stares blankly at screen-
Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"
-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-
nani the fuck
The most accurate description of an absurd situation in which everything must be taken seriously to the point of incredibly non-treathening incomprehension.
nani the fuck by zeroloveforanyofyou November 6, 2017
What the fuck did i just watch
When you accidentally watched something you shouldn't watch, or watched something with non-interesting content
Person: *clicks on random camouflaged porn website*
Person: *sees*
Person: *closes tab* what the fuck did i just watch
Person: *sees*
Person: *closes tab* what the fuck did i just watch
What the fuck did i just watch by zycone August 8, 2019
what the fuck is a kilometer
what the fuck is a kilometer by cyassiiherselflol September 28, 2021
Word of the Day on September 4, 2024
THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
When a manchild gets heavily offended by a 9-year-old's comment. Most famously coined by the Twitch streamer "Ninja" when he took the bait of a little kid in-game.
Ninja shoots 9-year-old
9-year-old: "aw fuck u faggot"
Ninja: "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?"
9-year-old: "HA U RAGE XD"
Ninja: "FUCJKCJXGVIOKFDJGOIKDSMGFKL;SDMFLS"
9-year-old: "aw fuck u faggot"
Ninja: "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?"
9-year-old: "HA U RAGE XD"
Ninja: "FUCJKCJXGVIOKFDJGOIKDSMGFKL;SDMFLS"
THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT by That random guy thing December 2, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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