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these nuts on your chin

Used as an ice breaker or high value comedic punchline. Might raise some suspicion over sexuality if used improperly.
Guy 1: You need to stop, man. Drugs will kill you.
Guy 2: I'd kill for these nuts on your chin
Guy 1: Stop playin'! This is serious!
Guy 2: ... These nuts were seriously on your chin.
these nuts on your chin by namatt February 28, 2017

These nuts 

There's not much of a meaning is joke. The joke explains itself:
Steve I got a letter in the male, what is it bob? THESE NUTS!

these nuts 

"Deez nutz", to dorky white kids who wanna be down with how it is in da hood.
Steven: "Hey C-Train did you start on that thesis yet?"
Clarence: "Who? What? What thesis? I mean...oh shoot, I fell for it again!"
Steven: "Thes-nuts!!! Ha ha you sucker I got you!"
Clarence: "Well I got your mom last night...oooooh you got dissed."
Steven: "Darn, that was a good one."
these nuts by Nick D February 8, 2004

These nuts 

a person on there knees putting a males private part in there mouth
These nuts by i told u so May 8, 2003

MMM these nuts! 

a sound from tiktok
MMM these nuts! by qwerty1237 June 6, 2023

these nutz 

the phrase the guy with the giant teeth exclaimed while on the phone
*on the phone* THESE NUTZZ
GOTEEEEE
these nutz by Sarah.hhhhh March 1, 2016
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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