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A different way of saying deez nutz. This one is actually funny.
thees nut by naughtytexting June 5, 2016
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these nuts on your chin

Used as an ice breaker or high value comedic punchline. Might raise some suspicion over sexuality if used improperly.
Guy 1: You need to stop, man. Drugs will kill you.
Guy 2: I'd kill for these nuts on your chin
Guy 1: Stop playin'! This is serious!
Guy 2: ... These nuts were seriously on your chin.
these nuts on your chin by namatt February 28, 2017

These nuts 

There's not much of a meaning is joke. The joke explains itself:
Steve I got a letter in the male, what is it bob? THESE NUTS!

these nuts 

"Deez nutz", to dorky white kids who wanna be down with how it is in da hood.
Steven: "Hey C-Train did you start on that thesis yet?"
Clarence: "Who? What? What thesis? I mean...oh shoot, I fell for it again!"
Steven: "Thes-nuts!!! Ha ha you sucker I got you!"
Clarence: "Well I got your mom last night...oooooh you got dissed."
Steven: "Darn, that was a good one."
these nuts by Nick D February 8, 2004

These nuts 

in yo mouf
a person on there knees putting a males private part in there mouth
These nuts by i told u so May 8, 2003

MMM these nuts! 

a sound from tiktok
MMM these nuts! by qwerty1237 June 6, 2023

these nutz 

the phrase the guy with the giant teeth exclaimed while on the phone
*on the phone* THESE NUTZZ
GOTEEEEE
these nutz by Sarah.hhhhh March 1, 2016
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