the-bazement

Where Adalon keeps the kiddies.

Kid 1: Excuse me Mr Adalon, where is that lollipop you promised?!
Adalon: Just down these stairs....

by Tom (I'm such a little trooper.) December 7, 2003

Lag city in the basement

When your lagging your ass off so bad in a game of chel that it’s unplayable.

Kevin “Dude this game is so fucking choppy!”
Stevie “Man it’s lag city in the basement.”
Kevin “facts dude we would have like 4 more goals if we weren’t in the basement.”

by Stevieboy1129 May 5, 2020

raccoon in the basement

When a woman takes an ethnic penis in the butt.

Shabazz gave that girl a raccoon in the basement when he done did her in the booty.

by HoaglandTony November 15, 2016

Repainting the Basement

The sexual act of spitting/ejaculating into your partner's mouth. Then, the partner with the spit/semen, spits it down the first spitter's butthole.

I just ate hot cheetos, so I had a lot of spit in my mouth, so I asked my bitch if it was cool if I spit it in her mouth cuz she was thirsty. I was astonished when she asked if she could do some Repainting the Basement, but I obliged anyway, and it was worth it.

by hubiedubie February 7, 2013

flooding the basement

The act of sexually arousing a female. As her vagina becomes wet, her basement floods.

Guy: "I'm flooding the basement right now."

Girl: "You sure are, now fuck me!"

by ProfessorOak January 5, 2010

Going to the basement

Masturbation. Derived from the Family Guy episode where Brian was married to Lois. When she would turn him on and not have sex with him. He would say Im going to the basement

So what are you doing this Weekend
Well Im going to the strip club with my friends then going to the basement when i get home.

by Oinkyb August 6, 2010

Evicting the basement tenants

This is a euphemism for the release of fecal matter.

Sorry I was late, I ran into some resistance when evicting the basement tenants. What a pain in the ass.

by MC? February 14, 2006