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Lag city in the basement 

When your lagging your ass off so bad in a game of chel that it’s unplayable.
Kevin “Dude this game is so fucking choppy!”
Stevie “Man it’s lag city in the basement.”
Kevin “facts dude we would have like 4 more goals if we weren’t in the basement.”

raccoon in the basement 

When a woman takes an ethnic penis in the butt.
Shabazz gave that girl a raccoon in the basement when he done did her in the booty.

Repainting the Basement 

The sexual act of spitting/ejaculating into your partner's mouth. Then, the partner with the spit/semen, spits it down the first spitter's butthole.
I just ate hot cheetos, so I had a lot of spit in my mouth, so I asked my bitch if it was cool if I spit it in her mouth cuz she was thirsty. I was astonished when she asked if she could do some Repainting the Basement, but I obliged anyway, and it was worth it.

flooding the basement

The act of sexually arousing a female. As her vagina becomes wet, her basement floods.
Guy: "I'm flooding the basement right now."

Girl: "You sure are, now fuck me!"

Going to the basement 

Masturbation. Derived from the Family Guy episode where Brian was married to Lois. When she would turn him on and not have sex with him. He would say Im going to the basement
So what are you doing this Weekend
Well Im going to the strip club with my friends then going to the basement when i get home.
Going to the basement by Oinkyb August 6, 2010

Evicting the basement tenants 

This is a euphemism for the release of fecal matter.
Sorry I was late, I ran into some resistance when evicting the basement tenants. What a pain in the ass.
Evicting the basement tenants by MC? February 14, 2006