The neighbor's cum is always whiter 

When a sexual partner complains about your sexual activity and/or your genitallia

Jane: your dick is much smaller than Mike's

Jane's boyfriend: *murmuring * the neighbor's cum is always whiter

The neighbor's cum is always whiter by r/EmojiPolice_open_up April 4, 2020

The Writers Will Make It Funny 

A self-deprecating reference after you've made a joke where the wording is awkward, but you still think there's a meaningful joke in there.

It's like when there's a mailman, you know, and so the dog, a Golden Retriever, it was humping his leg, down there.

... the writers will make it funny

The Writers Will Make It Funny by samois98 November 18, 2019

people who write stupid definitions for the name andrew 

gay, no life, no girl or boy, no genitals, 40 year olds who havent gone through puberty yet, bitches

you the "people who write stupid definitions for the name andrew"

people who write stupid definitions for the name andrew by andrew bridenbaker January 17, 2009

ghost writers in the sky 

Da team of words-and-melody-notes jotters who actually composed da now-hugely-famous country-music selection, but put Johnny Cash's name to it.

An author should actually be da one to write his own compositions, or said plagiarizing fake might be condemned to join da ghost writers in the sky for all eternity!

ghost writers in the sky by QuacksO December 22, 2022

what should i write in the search bar 

imagine being this bored. Go do something productive you grasshopper.

also please urban dictionary edits please let this go thru, most of yall editors are broing as fuck.

Someone: what should i write in the search bar?
Other someone: no.

what should i write in the search bar by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 3, 2023

Write my name into the search 

You actually wrote in my name good job XoXoXo
-Me

You wrote in the search "Write my name into the search"

Write my name into the search by Write my name into the search October 8, 2019

TheWritersHeir

goated fanfic writer who started an entire genre of dsmp fics on her own

arson bird: "Hey, have you heard of TheWritersHeir?"
snekbirb: "Yeah, she's such a good writer!"

TheWritersHeir by dillibis September 21, 2023