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the whacker 

Veigar in league of legends. If you spam /dance, it will look like he is masturbating the air
i played the whacker today in league!
the whacker by applle May 27, 2014
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The Wacker 

A type of mustache-goatee combo where two twisted mustache strands extend beyond the face and down to the chin.
Nobody wears The Wacker better than the Wacker.
The Wacker by nottheboss May 24, 2010

The Wacker 

Take a shit on a peice of bread and jizz on it to make the ultimate sandwich delight. Feed it to your lover and after they have finished the sandwich he/she gives you a blow job while getting the BJ, you shove your penis down the throat causing your lover to vomit. Then feed him/her the vomit over and over!
(Him/Her) Hey, I'm kinda hungry. (You) want me to make you The Wacker!
The Wacker by thexsickestxkidx April 7, 2010

Waples the Weiner Wacker 

One who wacks weiner.
One of extreme gayness who often looks at other dude with a sense of sexual arousement.
One who undresses other guys with his eyes.
Dude your so gay your like Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Laterrence quit being a Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Jared Mccarthy.

The Weed Wacker 

The act of shaving another persons pubic hairs while holding a razor in your mouth.
Dude she wouldent shave that shit so i totally had to give her The Weed Wacker
The Weed Wacker by Tony Cock October 2, 2011

whacked the clam 

to "whack the clam" is to kick someone, generally a woman, in the pussy, or that thing men shove their dicks into. a "clam" is referring to a "pussy" and a "pussy" refers to a vagina. to whack it is to slap it, grab it, kick it, etc.
"this biddy got into a fight with my girl last night and my girl WHACKED her in the CLAM"-pimpin dude

"i whacked the clam on some bitch last night trying to take my boy"-biddy

Whacked the Otter 

another word for masturbation while your partner sleeps, after the sex has occurred.
After they made love, He whacked the otter in the tent while she slept.
Whacked the Otter by schwinky October 11, 2021
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