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The Wacker 

A type of mustache-goatee combo where two twisted mustache strands extend beyond the face and down to the chin.
Nobody wears The Wacker better than the Wacker.
The Wacker by nottheboss May 24, 2010

The Wacker 

Take a shit on a peice of bread and jizz on it to make the ultimate sandwich delight. Feed it to your lover and after they have finished the sandwich he/she gives you a blow job while getting the BJ, you shove your penis down the throat causing your lover to vomit. Then feed him/her the vomit over and over!
(Him/Her) Hey, I'm kinda hungry. (You) want me to make you The Wacker!
The Wacker by thexsickestxkidx April 7, 2010

Waples the Weiner Wacker 

One who wacks weiner.
One of extreme gayness who often looks at other dude with a sense of sexual arousement.
One who undresses other guys with his eyes.
Dude your so gay your like Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Laterrence quit being a Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Jared Mccarthy.

The Weed Wacker 

The act of shaving another persons pubic hairs while holding a razor in your mouth.
Dude she wouldent shave that shit so i totally had to give her The Weed Wacker
The Weed Wacker by Tony Cock October 2, 2011

whacked the clam 

to "whack the clam" is to kick someone, generally a woman, in the pussy, or that thing men shove their dicks into. a "clam" is referring to a "pussy" and a "pussy" refers to a vagina. to whack it is to slap it, grab it, kick it, etc.
"this biddy got into a fight with my girl last night and my girl WHACKED her in the CLAM"-pimpin dude

"i whacked the clam on some bitch last night trying to take my boy"-biddy

Whacked the Otter 

another word for masturbation while your partner sleeps, after the sex has occurred.
After they made love, He whacked the otter in the tent while she slept.
Whacked the Otter by schwinky October 11, 2021
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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