the weeps

The state of being sad or depressed a couple days after smoking weed. Usually only lasts a few days

Hey man, Is Mike okay? He looked pretty sad yesterday
Yeah, It's just the weeps. It'll pass

by Rachel M(Brown Power) May 22, 2016

the eye that weeps when most pleased

The vagina; the minge. Called this due to the fact that the vagina is known for producing copious amounts of lubricant during sexual excitement.

"Phew, what's that smell, Chuck? A fookin' fish?" "No, it's only from Cindy - it's tears from the eye that weeps when most pleased." - Sol R.

by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006

Turtle in the weeds

When a male spends decades without trimming pubic hair, and his small member becomes engulfed by the pubes, resulting in the appearance of a "turtle in the weeds"

Shaun " Dude I did some manscaping this weekend and could have filled up a five gallon bucket with all the hair"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"

by SumDumSumBitch November 25, 2020

The WEEDS

The WEEDS is a Blues & rock n roll band that was propagated in 1987 in Victoria, Vacouver island B.C. Canada,"the Garden city". The WEEDS in over 20 years of developing their roots on the island have played everything from motorcycle shows, to dog shows, pubs and clubs,special events, (and some not so special),and lots of fun biker dances, and even paid practices. Thanks to all who have helped them spread...contact info @ theweedsrock.com

The WEEDS blues & rock n roll band playing for you for over 20 years and still having fun!!

by The WEEDS February 8, 2009

stay out of the weeds

Don't say too much unnecessary things.

Stay out of the weeds. Frankly, people don't care about the years, the names, the dates. All those details you're struggling to come up with in your mind - they don't care.

by franzplatonov July 2, 2016

The Weeping Mannequin

A depraved sex act and type of voyeurism popular in S&M. The female is required to pose in an odd position that is uncomfortable. Every time she moves the male shocks a puppy with a tazer causing the female to cry.

The Weeping Mannequin

Man: I saw that!
Puppy: Yipe!
Woman:*sob*

by The Collectiveish August 3, 2010

the weeds

a server/waiter term- To fall behind on servering your guests

I'm too busy to get these bar drinks to table 44, can you take them for me, I'm in the weeds.

by Jonathan Paul Flores November 5, 2008