The weenies

The best friend group you could ever have

Person 1: hey look at that cool friend group over there
Person 2: oh yeah thats the weenies they’re the coolest

The weenies by Spudmonkey7272 April 19, 2026

the weenis game 

the weenis is the skin on the elbow. you cannot feel it when someone touches your weenis. the weenis game is when you and a group of friends go around and try to lick each other's weenises. this is fun, but can be kind of creepy if you lick someones elbow who doesn't know the weenins game. it is fun to play at camps and other group events. it can be played as long as you want, and its about trying to get someone WITHOUT THEM KNOWING. after you lick they're weenis you have to tell them so that they know.

Bob:dude, lets play the weenis game

Jim: okay, sure.

*3 hours later*

Bob: (licks Jim's weenis) haha i just licked your weenis
Jim:shit!!!

the weenis game by reneee!! March 14, 2011

The Weenie Boys

A legendary group of badass retards that attend The Academy and make their name well known upon the public. If you happen to spot the weenie boys, prepare to shit yourself and become highly aroused.

Person 1: Who are they?
Person 2: Those are The Weenie Boys! Ugh I want them to take me!
Person 1: How could I have not known!

The Weenie Boys by Weenie Boy Alpha September 28, 2019

The Weenie 

The intoxicated alter ego of resident fat nosed twitch streamer “BruceDropEmOff” The Weenie enters its fully realized and most obnoxious and energetic state whenever he decides to play Call Of Duty and queue up with random people. Bruce has amassed several other alter ego’s such as “raycondones” “Bruce Tiller” the ever so popular “BruceDropEmOff” and the ever so elusive “Bruce Ray Jones”

Oh no this nigga bruce got a bottle in his hand. “The weenie finna come out and reek fucking havoc”

The Weenie by ZaiOffbeat February 10, 2022

Austini The Weenie 

Aunstini The Weenie is often used to describe a paragraph of a Mexican. Usually, the dude that goes by Austin and with a basic ass the last name like Sanchez. They have a tendency to be gey around guys and females avoid him at all costs. Often touches men's legs. Commonly attempts to correct everything but falls short 99% of the time.

"Look at that Austini The Weenie over there with his gay bose headphones, watching anime"

Austini The Weenie by AustiniTheWeenieisgay June 11, 2019

Living The Weenie Life 

When two or more weenie dogs cuddle with you at one time. The same term applies when two weenie dogs want affection at the same time in other circumstances.

I am watching television with a friend, then two weenie dogs climb up onto the couch and cuddle with me. I say to my friend "I am living the weenie life"

Living The Weenie Life by dbplayer88 August 30, 2011

had the weenie 

when something is fucked. as in broken or useless.

looks like your old car has had the weenie.

had the weenie by chadcicle January 21, 2005