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the walnut cult

the act of getting pelted with walnuts and hanging out at mcdonald’s most fridays.
Hey, did you see The Walnut Cult at McDonald’s yesterday! One kid did a kick flip off of the table!
the walnut cult by draco milfboy September 25, 2020

Knuckle the Walnut 

To massage the prostate with your knuckles or fingers, especially in a strong manner, to induce immediate ejaculation.
Ever had a girl knuckle the walnut?! You'll shoot your load with the quickness!
Knuckle the Walnut by PDDestro December 8, 2009

Milking the Walnut

When a female inserts a finger in your ass and milks your prostate while blowing you.
Kelly was milking the walnut last night.
Milking the Walnut by flamewader October 29, 2009

sanding the walnut 

"Sorry I'm late for dinner mom, I was just sanding the walnut"

tickling the walnut 

The act of index finger insertion into one's anus with the mission of prostate stimulation. The purpose of prostate stimulation is increased semen discharge distance.
Yo dude, C-Mock told me to try tickling the walnut--it worked man, I blasted through the sheets!

popping the walnut 

Eating the roach of a blunt. It is a tradition is some parts of Parma, Ohio.
AG: What the fuck are you doing?

Joe: Popping the walnut, it's a tradition man.

AG: Are you sure that's a good idea. . .
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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