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Adjective.

Kind of like nuts, but way more nuts.
Dude. That Ron Artest brawl the other night was freaking walnuts.
by cgp24 December 13, 2010
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Did you see Walnuts' speech last night? You know, the one about inflation. Did he look dead to you or what?
by Iacopus August 08, 2008
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A term for an immature vulva, before the labia have developed. Term derives from the similar appearance of a little girl's pussy to an uncracked walnut.
"I'm a virgin! Don't split my little walnut!" "Too late. You're the main ingredient of this Waldorf salad I'm making."
by Ignominious Bob August 25, 2009
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When your nuts are a little sweaty so they stick to the side of your leg. The pre-cursor to itchy nuts.
"Dude, it's so hot in here I got the worst walnuts."
by Jawn May 29, 2005
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Member of, or belonging to, the Wal-Mart fan club.

Also known as being addicted to the mart.
"Where are you going?"

"Wal-Mart."

"Weren't you there yesterday?"

"Ya."

"You're such a Wal-Nut."
by Ryan S June 05, 2005
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