walnuts

Adjective.

Kind of like nuts, but way more nuts.

Dude. That Ron Artest brawl the other night was freaking walnuts.

by cgp24 December 14, 2010

walnuts

When your nuts are a little sweaty so they stick to the side of your leg. The pre-cursor to itchy nuts.

"Dude, it's so hot in here I got the worst walnuts."

by Jawn June 4, 2005

walnuts

People that drive in Waldorf Maryland that constantly rear end drivers while driving on route 301, because of rubber necking at the new restaurant construction.

Look at the walnuts standing in traffic with their hoods crumpled up, once again, causing all the traffic congestion.

(FROM INSIDE OF THAT SAME VEHICLE MINUTES EARLIER)
"Look over there honey, I didn't know we were getting a Chipotle here, WHAM !!!! HORN SOUNDS AND AIRBAG DEPLOYS

by Paul Li December 9, 2008

walnuts

John McCain. So named because he looks like he's storing walnuts in his oddly distended cheeks and jowls.

I saw walnuts on the TV today, looking like some kind of malformed barnacle.

by w1nt3rmut3 January 13, 2009

walnuts

Absolutely repulsive nuts.

Walnuts are fucking gross..they ruin muffins etc.

by goodygoodygumdrops112 February 6, 2007

walnuts

dilated veins hanging out of your turd hole that hurt real bad. hemorrhoids.

"Man, I gotta sit on this frikkin' donut thing cuz these walnuts are hangin' out my ass."

by corn master October 2, 2002

walnutting

When a man sticks his finger up his ass-hole in order to tickle his prostate, causing an instant, extreme orgasm. The prostate (looking like a walnut) is commonly used as a sex toy for vietnamese people.

Jose Buisto likes walnutting

by reivergirlala January 15, 2009