The Wacker
A type of mustache-goatee combo where two twisted mustache strands extend beyond the face and down to the chin.
The Wacker by nottheboss May 24, 2010
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The Wacker
Take a shit on a peice of bread and jizz on it to make the ultimate sandwich delight. Feed it to your lover and after they have finished the sandwich he/she gives you a blow job while getting the BJ, you shove your penis down the throat causing your lover to vomit. Then feed him/her the vomit over and over!
The Wacker by thexsickestxkidx April 7, 2010
Waples the Weiner Wacker
One who wacks weiner.
One of extreme gayness who often looks at other dude with a sense of sexual arousement.
One who undresses other guys with his eyes.
One of extreme gayness who often looks at other dude with a sense of sexual arousement.
One who undresses other guys with his eyes.
Dude your so gay your like Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Laterrence quit being a Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Jared Mccarthy.
Laterrence quit being a Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Jared Mccarthy.
Waples the Weiner Wacker by Sir Waples January 18, 2010
The Weed Wacker
The Weed Wacker by Tony Cock October 2, 2011
Wacking the weed wacker
Wacking the weed wacker by BigWeeneeMan14 February 12, 2024
The Guatemalan Weed Wacker
Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.
The Guatemalan Weed Wacker by cruxiql July 2, 2025
The Walker B
The Walker B by Ju Ju Behive July 6, 2008
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