the tod

the perverted,sex obsessed surgeon from the hit US comedy, scrubs.

nurse: "doctor, im tired of your sexual innuendo.
the tod: "in your end-o"

by Sarah Dawson December 15, 2007

Emma the wee tod

She is a slightly retarded 8th grade girl but acts like shes in 2nd grade she is highly in love with a fag bag named andrew witt and she wants to give the good sucky sucky on his balls maybe even a Ballcuzzi

hey see that THOT over there she must be a Emma the wee tod

by wee tod February 6, 2020

Tod the hole

Tod the hole is a drug dealer who smokes weed with Hitler and jesus

Wow tod the hole is sexy

by Tod the kong September 19, 2020

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod

A five book series about a half human, half vampire boy named Vladimir Tod and a prophecy surrounding him. Although some parts of the book are very serious, the author still manages to make the books extremely funny and light-hearted. A vampire series that isn't a cliche, sappy love story. *cough* like Twilight. An easy, yet awesome read, if you enjoy the supernatural. Written by Heather Brewer.

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod- one of the best vampire books I've ever read.

by book_nerd27 August 14, 2011

The Todd

A character on Scrubs that has a habit of turning every sentence into a double entendre, no matter what the cost. May be bisexual, as he has been seen hitting on both men and women. Loves wearing banana hammocks.

Elliott: "Anaconda," isn't that the one with the giant snake?
(The Todd suddenly pops up from behind a counter)
The Todd: (pointing to self) No, this is the one with the giant snake. I was waiting down there for hours.

by JNNC July 16, 2006

The Todd Five

A form of high five popularized by the character "The Todd" from the show Scrubs. It involves giving a strong high five(usually so hard it makes an Indiana Jones snapping his whip sound)snapping, and then saying what the high five was for.The description of the five can also go before the five.

The Todd Five uses:

EX 1
Person: He really stuck it in me

Todd:"Thats what she said five!"*Five* *snap*

EX 2
Guy:Will you go out with me?
Girl:Nope.
Todd: *five* *snap* "Rejection five!"

by BusFullOfNuns June 27, 2010

The Todd Brown

When one pulls his penis from a woman's bum and then slides the brown tip across her forehead leaving her with what resembles a brown bandana.

Dude how was last night with gabby?

Bro I gave her the todd brown, she loved it.

by Nethersjohansson August 14, 2017