An angry leprechaun rugby player who swears a lot and plays penis tag. Toddfathers's are vile and vulgar creatures. The often have beards that look like a bird's nest that belongs to a really bad hoarder. Toddfather's are sarcastic to the core. You can spot a Toddfather by their standard greeting; the extended middle finger on either hand blank stare and scowly eyes. Toddfather's are dangerous if not caffeinated or intoxicated. If you encounter a sober Toddfather be cautious, move slowly as their vision is poor and based mostly on movement. Under no circumstances should you enter a bathroom after a Toddfather has evacuated their bowels.
Random guy at a bar: "That guy just came up with his dick out, touched my hand with it, said 'tag, your it', flipped me off and walked away"
Random guy's buddy: "Ahh yeah. Fucking Toddfathers."
Random guy's buddy: "Ahh yeah. Fucking Toddfathers."
by phizzledizzle December 24, 2020
When you get with two girls in opposing friend groups at a school and wait for them to connect the dots. Then have them apologize to you.
by BirdsFan69 March 1, 2022
“Don’t make beats, I just beat “boxes”,
I don’t kick ass, I’ll break your coccyx
I stay still and Im cautious, cuz I’m so ill that I’m nauseous
I look younger than I am, Andy Milonakis
More rhymes than LeAnn, I got this
So kick back and watch THIS:
I TOLD THE HO, TO FUCK MY TOTEM POLE,
SHE SUCKED MY SCROTUM WHOLE, WHILE I SMOKED A BOWL
THEN I RAPED HER BUTT WIT HER MOUTH STAPLED SHUT,
DEAD HORSE ON A TRACK LIKE EIGHT BELLS, WHAT!
1/3 of your favorite rap groups favorite rap group, he is the Toddfather from the trio Dead Horses this group was the driving force of the most sought after Bay Area collective of the early 2000s:
Los Tigres del Oeste
I don’t kick ass, I’ll break your coccyx
I stay still and Im cautious, cuz I’m so ill that I’m nauseous
I look younger than I am, Andy Milonakis
More rhymes than LeAnn, I got this
So kick back and watch THIS:
I TOLD THE HO, TO FUCK MY TOTEM POLE,
SHE SUCKED MY SCROTUM WHOLE, WHILE I SMOKED A BOWL
THEN I RAPED HER BUTT WIT HER MOUTH STAPLED SHUT,
DEAD HORSE ON A TRACK LIKE EIGHT BELLS, WHAT!
1/3 of your favorite rap groups favorite rap group, he is the Toddfather from the trio Dead Horses this group was the driving force of the most sought after Bay Area collective of the early 2000s:
Los Tigres del Oeste
The Toddfather, here to let his cock slaughter your hot daughter
HART, THE CLAP, THE TODDFATHER SICKEST SHIT SINCE MALARIA,
RUN FOR COVER AINT NO OTHER, FOOL THE BAY’S IN THE AREA
HART, THE CLAP, THE TODDFATHER SICKEST SHIT SINCE MALARIA,
RUN FOR COVER AINT NO OTHER, FOOL THE BAY’S IN THE AREA
by D3adHors3s November 14, 2022