The Thread 

Used to describe emails back and forth between friends/coworkers while at work.

While I was at lunch the guys sent 30 messages to The Thread, now its going to take me 20 minutes to catch up on my emails....

The Thread by Swollen March 11, 2007

the thread went "premium" . . . 

When a thread in the "general discussion" forum heats up to a point that the moderators are forced to move it to a pay-only forum (premium) . . . usually resulting in the death of that thread . . .

Did you see that thread about the two dudes having sex on top of the Cameron jetties with a pink dolphin? . . . no, the thread went "premium" . . . before I could see it . . . shouldn't have let my subscription lapse . . .

the thread went "premium" . . . by sunkeyeno.3 March 29, 2012

read the thread 

When the question has already been answered.

"Who's the best James Bond? Sean Connery, of course. Read the thread."

read the thread by JormanThoad September 14, 2020

Nuke the thread 

The process of destroying a Facebook message thread or a message board thread by posting wildly inappropriate images and videos, preferably of deformed and/or mutilated genitalia, to scare outsiders away.

Coined by Kojo Manu of Baltimore

Roommate #1: Hey, check it out. my boyfriend left his Facebook up!

Roommate #2: Lolz. Mess with it

#1: Yeah I'm going to post in his messages: "Hi guys Johnny left his fb up, it's his gf"

#2: What did they say
(pause)

#1: What does "nuke the thread" mean?
(pause)
#1: Oh GOD! They keep posting pictures of micro-penises!

#2: Close the page!

Nuke the thread by gurrilla55 September 22, 2010

The red thread 

The red thread- a verb(theory) used to describe the phenomenon that every freshman in Brooklyn, as of now, is in some way connected to each other or knows each other through friends or connections.

Nerdy Nancy: this girl Tracey Sigil I met through Kenzie is..ugh, like actually. So annoying, no one likes her.
Turned up Tabitha: You know TRACEY GIRL? I go to school with her.
Kocky kieran: you know her too? She’s on my soccer team.
BiscuitsNGravy: what the CRAP?! that girls mom is friends with my mommy..how do we all know her?
Nancy: oh yeah, the red thread.
Turned on tabitha:

made by The Flamingos Ass, don’t sue we don’t even live in New York we live in the Bronx

Ejactulate, evacuate, and evaporate

Stay sexy ladies,
the Flamingos Ass, out.

The red thread by theFlamgingosAss November 27, 2022

Thread the Goose 

When you pull your penis through the opening in your underwear to have sex.

I didn't have time to pull my pants down fully for a quickie so we just thread the goose.

Thread the Goose by JHBEL October 5, 2021

Thread the Needle 

The series of motions, performed by some men when attempting to urinate while afflicted with morning wood, whereby they bend at the waist and squat while tucking the junk. This guides everything that would be sticking up back to the down position, thereby avoiding spills and crush related injuries.

What's wrong Karl, why are you walking like that?

I forgot to thread the needle this morning.

or

Roomate1: WTF, who pissed on the floor in here!?!

Roomate2: Oops, sorry dude. I forgot to thread the needle this morning.

Thread the Needle by WeirdVanGuy December 31, 2009