The Tan

A Mancunian superhero. Equipped with the powers of flying, mind reading and lazer vision, this dude from Up North is everything you could ever want in a lad of 5 ft. He rocks my world.

Is it a bird...is it a plane...no...its..THE TAN!

by Livie April 7, 2005

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Pale Is The New Tan

The movement of being happy and proud of your natural skin color while using precautions against the sun and without using tanning or bleaching agents.

Shannon: I love Valentino's new orange tan, I want it too!

Sam: No way, Pale Is The New Tan!

Shannon: uhhhhhh....

Sam: PITNT (Pale Is The New Tan)

Shannon: uhhhhhh....no

by S(I)AM December 14, 2009

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The Trump Tan

A shitty fake tan, where the skin around your eyes is far much lighter than then rest of your body. Most common in politicians and insecure white women.

*Person 1 comes back from the tanning salon*

Person 1: "Check out my tan!"

Person 2: "Why the fuck are their white circles around your eyes?"

Person 3: " Oh shit, you got The Trump Tan!"

by Ass_Violater8008 July 21, 2017

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spray tan the pan

when you shit and spit chips of shit down the toilet and it hits the pan so violently and sticks all round, you have to T-Cut it off.

Could be after a particularly spicy curry. A dodgy Egyptian dish at the Park Inn Sharm could also cause one to 'spray tan the pan' in a BIG way.... Poor cleaners

by CStar0701 February 11, 2009

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The farmers tan is a serious of events in which the mall sticks his penis in side a women’s ass then will move on to the women giving the man a blow job, which results in the staining of the women’s mouth

“Jaime got the farmers tan the other day”

by Naveedas04 January 11, 2020

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