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"The Tank" is another name for the city of San Jose, CA located in Northern California, specifically in the Bay Area. San Jose is the largest city in the South Bay.

The San Jose Sharks play at the San Jose Arena commonly referred to by the locals as "The Shark Tank" - Hence, the nickname for San Jose is "The Tank."
"Where you headin' out to?"
"The Tank."
"San Jo be crackin'!"
by MsBusyBee August 06, 2009
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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the ultimate chick magnet. can be seen put putting around in the roughest parts of town. intimidates other vehicles on the road. distinct gun metal paint job. not only is it bulletproof, but also rpg proof. has broken the speed of light and the speed of sound. Because it has broken the speed of sound, sign language is a key for communication while inside the tank. can seat 6 brave soldiers at a time. only down fall is that it cannot be used in stealth operations, since you can hear the fucking tank roll up from over 10000 miles away.
ho #1: did you see or hear the tank screech by last night?

ho #2: i did. my panties come off every time i hear or see the tank.
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A Zombie That Took Way Way Too much roids I mean look at the guy fuckin hell he has big muscles I mean how can The survivors survive concrete getting thrown at them.
“Did you see the tank in left 4 Dead
“Aye he is so fuckin strong I mean how does that make sense
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The Tank is when you take your balls and wrap them around your erect penis to make it look like a tank.
"Lets go show that skoe our tank"

by d3fromthecuntlesscrew1989 March 29, 2005
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The worlds most bad ass car!!!!! desroyer of deer numbers in the doubble digits and still climbing, Color green completly coverd in dents, and seats 6 people. it is practically a lowerd suv but way more bad ass. odomitor reads over 200,000 miles and cant be stoped by any type of weather, or terrain. location Holmes County Ohio.
Person 1: dude the roads are so bad out i cant take my car in this.
Person 2: its ok well take "the tank".

Person 1: it rained alot so the feild is pretty muddy we can walk back.

person 2: Its ok well activate tank mode!!
by Walter Fishington September 23, 2010
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Tanks above camp dodge in Johnston Iowa, where teens go to make out, have wild car sex, smoke weed, and drink.
“Dude I took my girl to the tanks after our date, you bet she gave me head”
by Johnstonsfullofhoes March 24, 2018
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