the surprise

when having sex doggy style before finishing the guy pulls out then spits on her back when she turns around he yells "SURPRISE!" and blows the real load on her face

Dude 1: How was last night?

Dude 2: Great! I got her with the surprise! You should have seen her face!

by what's good? January 21, 2011

surprise, surprise

Used sarcastically to imply that somebody's or something's action was beforehand expected.

Surprise, Surprise: Bush Lied
By Robert Parry

by Buqa August 01, 2008

Surprised

The feeling you get when seeing what kind of things are allowed on urban dictionary.

I am surprised

by D-Monkey May 09, 2018

Surprise

When you unexpectedly insert your cock into a girls mouth while she is yawning.

While walking down the dorm hall, I gave Sarah a surprise.

by Bang Anus June 26, 2004

Surprised

That feeling you rarely get after the first time you actually enjoyed someone's company on a nice first night....

Like wow he's not an asshole who is trying to fk me. Surprised...

by A beautiful disaster July 15, 2013

surprise

A fart with a lump in it.

Billy thought he'd prank his sleeping sister by farting in her face,but he got a surprise in his shorts instead!

by dasanudas August 05, 2009

surprise

A verb commonly used to describe the action of thrusting ones self against another without their knowledge.
This will often be the only action a ranga will ever get.

its not rape if you say surprise!!

by Kristen01 August 17, 2008