the sunrise surprise

when a man has morning wood, he wakes up his girl and shoves his cock in her mouth when she yawns.

I had some crazy morning wood the other day, so I decided to give my girlfriend the sunrise surprise.

by chapmasterflex27 March 19, 2010

the McLovin suprise

when a girl eats your asshole and jacks you off then cum on her back.

Sarah wanted it so i gave her the McLovin suprise.

by Abdel-Cader February 26, 2008

The Lemon Suprise

the act of peeing in a womans vagina or ass while just entering the vagina or ass.

Alex: Ian just popped a boner and tried to pull the The Lemon suprise on Kripa last night.
Sam: Thats disgusting!!

by Leonidis August 4, 2008

the chocolate suprise

when you are having anal sex with a woman (or man) and you eat their asshole out and they shit in your mouth

i was eating johnny's asshole out when he let out the chocolate suprise

by BIG MARV 78 June 18, 2009

The Wisconsin Suprise

To take melted cheese and use it as lube to anally fuck a woman while using a small cheese stick to pleasure her vagina

Guy 1: I gave my girl The Wisconsin Suprise last night
Guy 2: What is wrong with you

by A huge fucking idiot April 27, 2024

The Randy Quaid Suprise

A very welcome punch to the cunt.

Mom: Hey Nick, how was school.
(Nick punches his mom in the cunt.)
Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

The under cuck suprise

Similar to The under cuck but with a creamy ending.

I was doing the under cuck with my wife when suddenly the man spunked into my wife! Guess I ordered the under cuck suprise !

by TheCuriousCaseOfAids March 3, 2016