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the sunrise surprise 

when a man has morning wood, he wakes up his girl and shoves his cock in her mouth when she yawns.
I had some crazy morning wood the other day, so I decided to give my girlfriend the sunrise surprise.
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the McLovin suprise 

when a girl eats your asshole and jacks you off then cum on her back.
Sarah wanted it so i gave her the McLovin suprise.
the McLovin suprise by Abdel-Cader February 26, 2008

The Lemon Suprise 

the act of peeing in a womans vagina or ass while just entering the vagina or ass.
Alex: Ian just popped a boner and tried to pull the The Lemon suprise on Kripa last night.
Sam: Thats disgusting!!
The Lemon Suprise by Leonidis August 4, 2008

the chocolate suprise 

when you are having anal sex with a woman (or man) and you eat their asshole out and they shit in your mouth
i was eating johnny's asshole out when he let out the chocolate suprise

The Wisconsin Suprise 

To take melted cheese and use it as lube to anally fuck a woman while using a small cheese stick to pleasure her vagina
Guy 1: I gave my girl The Wisconsin Suprise last night
Guy 2: What is wrong with you

The Randy Quaid Suprise 

A very welcome punch to the cunt.
Mom: Hey Nick, how was school.
(Nick punches his mom in the cunt.)
Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise.

The under cuck suprise 

Similar to The under cuck but with a creamy ending.
I was doing the under cuck with my wife when suddenly the man spunked into my wife! Guess I ordered the under cuck suprise !
More from Urban Dictionary

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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