the sunrise surprise

when a man has morning wood, he wakes up his girl and shoves his cock in her mouth when she yawns.

I had some crazy morning wood the other day, so I decided to give my girlfriend the sunrise surprise.

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the McLovin suprise

when a girl eats your asshole and jacks you off then cum on her back.

Sarah wanted it so i gave her the McLovin suprise.

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the act of peeing in a womans vagina or ass while just entering the vagina or ass.

Alex: Ian just popped a boner and tried to pull the The Lemon suprise on Kripa last night.
Sam: Thats disgusting!!

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when you are having anal sex with a woman (or man) and you eat their asshole out and they shit in your mouth

i was eating johnny's asshole out when he let out the chocolate suprise

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To take melted cheese and use it as lube to anally fuck a woman while using a small cheese stick to pleasure her vagina

Guy 1: I gave my girl The Wisconsin Suprise last night
Guy 2: What is wrong with you

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Mom: Hey Nick, how was school.
(Nick punches his mom in the cunt.)
Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise.

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Similar to The under cuck but with a creamy ending.

I was doing the under cuck with my wife when suddenly the man spunked into my wife! Guess I ordered the under cuck suprise !

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