Definitions by Leonidis

The Lemon Suprise 

the act of peeing in a womans vagina or ass while just entering the vagina or ass.

Alex: Ian just popped a boner and tried to pull the The Lemon suprise on Kripa last night.
Sam: Thats disgusting!!

The Lemon Suprise by Leonidis August 4, 2008

Dick n a box 

a priceless gift to give your girl on any occasion.
Steps:
1. cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box

dude: i need a gift for my girl
Friend: just pull the dick n a box she will love it.

Dick n a box by Leonidis June 21, 2008